Cops Are People Too

 Convenience stores are easy prey for armed robbers because they usually have over fifty dollars in the till. Amarillo was plagued with robbers beating the clerks and taking their money. The captain was assigned to put a stop to it. He put plainclothes officers with shotguns hiding in the back of the stores. Officer Johnson reported to his assigned location with double-aught buckshot in his weapon. He instructed the convenience store clerk if a bandit appeared, she was to put her hands in the air and holler “O” and crouch down. He hid behind some boxes and waited. From his position, he observed a subject walk up to the counter while the clerk had her back turned. He fumbled with the front of his pants, and when the clerk turned around, she threw her hands in the air and hollered “O.” Johnson stepped out and unloaded his shotgun, blowing the subject out the front glass door. When he walked to the door, he observed a male lying on the pavement with his penis hanging out. The clerk said, “What would you do if you turned around and a penis was lying on the counter?”