Clever Title

This is a book of short stories. Each story stands, and falls, on its merit alone. If you love the stories, cool, if you hate them, the reality is that no one cares, so go tell a tree or wall, best yet write a review and tell the author, he won’t care ether but you can rest your head knowing that you told that douchebag and he read it. Instead of telling you what this book is about I’ll tell you that This book is dedicated to all the people in your life who tell you that you can’t make it, that you give the finger while you blow them out of the water, proving them wrong. This book is dedicated to all of your ups and downs. It’s dedicated to all of your loves and losses. Most of all, it’s dedicated to you, dear reader; because you are the one who, ultimately, will put food on my table. So do yourself a favor and buy the book that’s dedicated to you. You deserve it.