Tom Sipes: 1 book

Social misfit and 7th grader Milo O'Ryan has been abducted by aliens. And just like everyone else, they do not like him either. This is his “space-log,” his splogging diary text’d on his dad’s cell phone, recounting his survival among ruthless aliens and terrible food. Follow his disasters as he outruns warships, blood thirsty DNA slavers and the suck of a black hole.