Stanley Bruce Carter: 17 books

When Sir Waldraff Fammory Bleen – the famous aeronaut, industrialist and all-around asshole – is killed by a Vindanian flying death dagger, Bombalay police inspector Hanop Rasavan asks Lt. Aubrianna Chellbamber to help him solve the case ... much to the annoyance of Capt. Lank Vadis, who suspects the handsome Rasavan is more interested in Aubrianna than the investigation.

A surreal journey through the depths of a madman’s mind, as a mysterious female visitor torments him with strange tales about ... a crafty shoeshine boy with a unique way of drumming up business, a fast-talking professor who hates marching bands, a pirate who digs up an astonishing treasure chest...

Straight out of the Cold War comes this hard-hitting tale about a hard-fisted, hard-nosed private eye who bashes commies and saves America -- the land of the free and the home of the hard!

Someone took the tip of a trident tine from the sea god’s statue and Poseidon is pissed. High Priestess Shuretra (actually a Fair to Middling Priestess) has exactly one week to apprehend the perpetrator before everyone in Atlantis goes glug, glug, glug. But can she solve the crime and still find time to run some errands for her mother?

When the cruel captain of the airship Petty Snark gets strangled by his own cat-o-nine-tails, the crew wants to dismiss it as an unfortunate accident. But Lt. Aubrianna Chellbamber, Special Investigator of Perplexing Incidents for the Royal Foglandian Air Corps, smells murder. As she investigates...

A sexy Sixty-ish spy spoof about a time-traveling bionic babe named Tacita Pruval who tangles with a cast of characters including Emperor Caligula, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, Jack the Ripper, and a special guest appearance by the Spitfire pilots of the Royal Air Force and a cameo by the Marquis de...

Life sucks for Stubby Peraldrak, but that changes when he discovers a chunk of rock that grants him strange powers – powers that could save, or destroy, the world. But Stubby dreams small, and he just wants to impress the hot chick down the hall and get in her pants – if she doesn’t kill him...

A tapestry of entangled tales from exotic neverlands, wandering capriciously through your mind, borne on poems flung from the tongues of the Djinn, translated by an Exalted Master of the Holy Order of Thulchulu.

When Acrem VII commands Napasha to dance for him, she tries her best. But the performance ends in disaster, and Acrem subjects her to dreadful punishments -- until she displays another talent that satisfies her lusty king. But with the help of a magical cat, Napasha shall treat her monarch to one...

Horror mega-pack. Three terrifying tales of nasty chicks who don't take crap off any man. You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll wake up in a cold sweat. Or is that something else soaking your sheets? You get "Napasha's Passionate Punishment," "The Combustible Cocksman" and "Nasty...

Sir Ennock Tinkton decodes an infamous book written by the devil himself and unlocks magical powers that transform him from a dud to a stud. But he soon learns that hot sex and burning desires can be very bad for your health.

When hotheaded Cuban bandleader Dicky Delgado is accused of murdering his ditzy redheaded wife Lilly, it’s up to defense attorney Barry Bason to get him off, with the assistance of his beautiful secretary, Ella Rhodes, and handsome private eye Saul Trake -- and a rumpled LAPD homicide detective...

Rhymes about robots, poems about private eyes, wordplay from witches, sonnets for sultans, and much more.

Gangster girl Calla O’Gurk braves zombies, mummies and three-headed dogs to swipe an ancient jade statuette from the home of Chicago industrialist Fulminius Squale. Now all she has to do is deliver it to an old lady in New Orleans and her job is done. What could possibly go wrong?