Snooki Spunk: 2 books

Kept on a short leash by his wild and oppressive partner Samantha, Brendan Cullen isn't sure what to expect when he walks through the door one fateful evening. The promise of sex thick in the air, he follows her trail to the bedroom, and discovers a whole lot more about the seductress and her voluptuous...

When it comes to Gable Flint, nothing comes easy. And when a bird sets up shop outside his window, depriving him of much needed sleep, things turn deadly. Will Gable finally whack that dopey bird, or is it merely a harbinger of much deeper problems? Approximately 16,000 words.