Phil Maund: 6 books

The fifth book of hilarious poems from the wacky mind of Phil Maund. Find out the real reason the tortoise beat the hare, what happens in children’s hell, and why I bought my fiancée an elephant.  Meet the (un)usual  assortment of zany characters who will  entertain and delight you while tickling...

The fourth book of off-the-wall poetry from the mind of Phil Maund where anything can happen and usually does. From Syd the Swan all the way through to Silv’rilocks, you will chuckle, chortle, guffaw and applaud.

A second collection of hilarious and zany poems to enchant readers of all ages. From the love at first sight story of “Humbug the Hippo” to the unusual romance of “Peter the Peacock” you will be thoroughly entertained. Discover the secret of Woody the Woodpecker’s success, why “The Real...

In this entirely free collection of witty and hilarious poems (with the occasional groanworthy pun) you will meet the eentsy Weentsy spider and Nurse Penny Sillin, discover the truth about Archimedes, see what happens when the bats go to the movies and find out how the Emperor (this time with clothes)...

A third collection of hilarious and slightly loony poems to relish and enjoy. From “Mumbo the Jumbo” whose memory is not what you’d expect through to “The Adventures of Prince Charming (Part 1)” these rhymes will excite young minds whatever age they are. Learn why the Quagga really went extinct, why the butterfly was nervous, and why Fudgie the budgie’s weight fluctuates.

A collection of witty and hilarious poems to delight young and old alike. From “Horatio the Hamster” to “The Real Owl and the Pussycat”, your funny bone will be tickled mercilessly. Every word, every rhyme, every name (especially every name!) is carefully selected for maximum impact. Find out...