Nelson Lynch: 22 books

Hector asked his congressman to help him get a job at the Pentagon. But the job wasn’t at the Pentagon. It was in the top secret basement of an abandoned warehouse. His new position was looking for evidence of extraterrestrial aliens around the world. Any odd happenings, unexplained disappearances...

The sheriff and his deputy stakeout the seer’s motel on a snowy night with the purpose of scaring her so badly, she will leave town. But the killer also picks that night to get rid of the seer.What follows is a comedy of errors full of murder and mayhem. A shootout at the cemetery. Bloodhounds following...

This is a story of a prime waterfront farm on Chincoteague Bay. The owner, an old woman, is in a nursing home. The farm is mostly wetlands but has valuable waterfront property overlooking Assateague Island. But it also has the northern most brown pelican rookery on the east coast. Developers, politicians...

Caleb swears the barmaid has three breasts, six fingers and seven toes. Bill disagrees. He invites her and her friend Magellana to a catfish fry at a local church. Caleb says they are vampires.from somewhere out past the big dipper. The girls say they are from Transylvania and not vampires

Base 41 needs electricity from an alien base nearby. The aliens love heat and high humidity. They work in their base completely nude, but painted in designs from head to toe. The commander sends Margaret, his second in command, to the aliens base to buy or trade for electricity. Selena, the alien...

The Countess of Crisfield and the Baron of Bishopville stop at an inn in rural Eastern Shore during the Revolutionary era. They want rooms, ale and dozens of oysters.The beautiful Duchess of Dorchester arrives and also needs a room. There is only one room but the barn loft has clean hay.The Duchess...

The sheriff investigates the town bum, now Brother Ezra, who has found God and speaks in tongues. The town is evenly divided. One half thinks he is a healer and the greatest thing to happen in their town. The other half thinks he is a drunken rapist and should be run out of town on a rail. The sheriff is in a quandary. He needs the votes of both sides.

Jerome and Bill are very close to flunking out of their college astronomy course. Jerome wants to impress the top student, a blond. Their next lesson is about the different creation theories. Bill is called on and he talks about the Big Bang and the Cosmic Egg theory. Jerome has to discuss the Membranes...