Naomi Kramer: 24 books

Cover of Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: May 13, 2014

Butch did a bad, bad thing. He went against his owner's orders, and he bit the postman. Unbeknownst to Butch, though, the postman was a werewolf. We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human... but what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?  Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies! is a short story, approximately 9 (print) pages in length.
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Running Mike

a DEAD(ish) Allsorts Short

by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: April 2, 2014

Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement. This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series....
Cover of DEAD (and hellbent)
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: January 25, 2014

Mike is days away from getting out of jail. But he has a big problem - he's being tormented again. This time, it's extra nasty. He's convinced that Linda is back to make his life hell. Linda was enjoying Heaven until Mike started screaming for her attention. She's not interested in helping him, though...
Cover of Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: December 30, 2013

Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf.We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?This is a short story, approximately 2200 words.
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DEAD(ish) Omnibus

Books 1-5

by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: February 1, 2014

The DEAD(ish) series is a collection of humorous murder mysteries starring Linda the ghost and Trent the hapless private investigator. Lots of melodrama, ghostly shenanigans, and a pinch of revenge thrown in for good measure. This omnibus contains books 1-5 of the DEAD(ish) series: ...
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by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: March 20, 2014

Linda wakes up to an elderly Chinese woman standing next to her bed - one who doesn't seem to speak a word of English. Now she has to figure out who the woman is, and what the hell she's doing in Linda's bedroom. If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish)...
Cover of Follow the Light
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: February 28, 2014

Linda's just seen Mike convicted and put in jail. That looses her ties to Earth, and frees her to finally go to her afterlife. Now she has a new challenge - adapting to being forever dead. If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short...
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Lee Ming

a DEAD(ish) Allsorts Short

by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: March 20, 2014

Linda wakes up to an elderly Chinese woman standing next to her bed - one who doesn't seem to speak a word of English. Now she has to figure out who the woman is, and what the hell she's doing in Linda's bedroom. If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish)...
Cover of Yesterday's Cat: Timeline B Episode 2: FUBARed
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: March 7, 2014

Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. But the future she left and the one she returns to are substantially different. Her boss is different. Her colleague's death has been erased. Now Angie has to foil the enemy's plans in a world that she isn't...
Cover of Yesterday's Cat: Timeline A Episode 2: Paradox
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: February 15, 2014

Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. Her personal timeline is about to get knotty - she's arrived a year before she left, and her murdered colleague is alive and well. Now she has to foil the enemy plot before it can get off the ground, while avoiding...
Cover of Ambassador
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: January 6, 2014

An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you...This is a short story, approximately 2700 words in length.
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Ambassador

a short story

by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: January 4, 2014

An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you...  Ambassador is a short story, approximately 10 (print) pages.
Cover of Bad F*ck I
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: April 1, 2011

A collection of short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out. A harem slave gets an education. Aliens open a free brothel. A naked redhead appears where she shouldn't. Rapists find more than they bargained for. A one-night stand fuels more than the...
Cover of Bad Juju
by Naomi Kramer
Language: English
Release Date: October 27, 2011

A collection of short-short stories with paranormal and supernatural themes. A vampire seduces a lonely man. Zombie teenagers with attitude! A carpet python has an odd story to tell about Eden. The leader of a werewolf pack goes missing. Death falls in love. The collection consists of...
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