Jason Werbeloff: 15 books

11 mind-bending sci-fi shorts.1 must-read anthology.Your brain will never be the same again.Jason Werbeloff’s short stories have been downloaded over 20,000 times. OBSIDIAN WORLDS brings together 11 of his best sci-fi shorts into a mind-bending philosophical anthology.In ‘Your Averaged...

At Life Extensions Ltd we guarantee that your death will be painless, or your money back when you’re thawed. And the Cryo Bureau? They won’t suspect a thing… 'The Cryo Killer' is a thrilling sci-fi short that will convince you not to step into the freezer quite yet.

Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true.What could possibly go wrong?'The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.

Twice an hour. Twenty hours a day. Two hundred and eighty johns a week. Standard working hours for a sex bot.I don’t want to sound ungrateful. Someone has to keep the human men happy. Since The Drought, there are no women left to satisfy them – the Ministry decided women make good meat....

Life as a search engine is pretty good. Grandpa doesn’t regret donating his brain to Zoogle. But when Judgment Day arrives and the Vatican possesses the world’s largest search engine, Jesus meddles with Grandpa’s search results. And Grandpa is not impressed. 'Visiting Grandpa’s Brain'...

The Battle of Kentucky. When aliens invade earth, there’s only one woman who can save humanity: Agatha Wretched, a halitosis-fueled, husband-beating, pulpit-pounding chicken sexer living in 1908 South Africa. No chickens were harmed (or pleasured) in the making of 'The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer', a sci-fi comedy short.

When Harold, not a day over 86, hears that the asteroid is going to hit in 27 days, he doesn’t sink into depression, nor jump off a building, nor move to Hawaii like his neighbors. No, Harold fulfills a dream. Harold decides to open a brothel. 'F**king Through the Apocalypse' is a sci-fi short about loss and redemption … with a hint of fuchsia.

The skullcap sits to one side of the chair. Its snaking wires and sensors throw a Medusa shadow against the basement wall. I touch its plastic. Stroke its wiry hair.The Machine gives me everything I want. Or the one thing I want. Life in a woman’s body, under the tangerine glow of the Spiral...

What if you could reprint yourself young, healthy, and brilliant? In 2249, 3D printers are capable of scanning and printing humans. Life on Earth becomes overpopulated, bullet-paced, and stressed. Thankfully, Solace Inc has the solution: a pill which slows the user’s perception of time, and...

Preparation 162 is the third episode in The Solace Pill trilogy. ----- Three years after The Fall, the world is crumbling, ruled by the ruthless Body Integrals. Those who took Anders’ batch of Solace Pills are now Runners, lost in the depths of Solace. Ceres and George work to find a cure;...

Solace End is the second episode in the The Solace Pill trilogy.-----In 2249, life is bullet-paced, over-populated, and stressed. Fortunately, Solace Inc has produced a pill that compresses five hours of bliss into fifteen minutes. And today is the annual Solace Festival. The world plunges into the...

In a world ravaged by undead humans, Q46F lives out its days trapped alone in a bunker. Each day since Master died is the same: feed the bunker wall, sing to the dining table in F major, and put the fridge to sleep. But after waiting 27.03 years, obsessive compulsive Q46F hears a signal. A...

My first memory is of the inside of a cardboard box. It smells of fluorescent light and ancient canyon floors.'Bleed Me Silicone' is a surreal short about life from the perspective of a bottle of silicone lube. Silky. Brutal.

Joe has a migraine so bad it feels like the universe has been crammed into his head. The problem is, it has … YOUR AVERAGED JOE is mind-tingling, absurdist sci-fi that will convince you never to go shopping for green lentils again.