Horny Goat Publishing: 75 books

Lucy has bad luck with men. Resigned to a life of first dates, she spills her man troubles to her hair stylist -- who suggests an alternative. A battery powered alternative.... Story length: ~6,200 words

When Beth brought John home after their third date, she was ready. When he saw her pubic hair, though, he actually retched -- and then fled. Distraught, Beth called her best friend, Ben, for consolation. Ben came over, and after pizza and alcohol, told Beth that if she didn't like herself, she should...

When Beth brought John home after their third date, she was ready. When he saw her pubic hair, though, he actually retched -- and then fled. Distraught, Beth called her best friend, Ben, for consolation. Ben came over, and after pizza and alcohol, told Beth that if she didn't like herself, she should...

After a boozy evening of catching up with her best friend Leila, Kate, who is visiting Leila from out of town and staying over, is stumbling to the upstairs bath, half drunk and needing to pee, when she hears moaning from the master bedroom. The door latch is an antique, with an old style key hole, and Kate can't resist taking a peek.... Story length: 6,900 words

My girlfriend has this friend, Britney, who I've had a thing for since the day I met her. It's her innocence as much as her body, I think; I just can't get enough of her. So when I see Britney outside her work one day, crying, I go find out what's wrong. Turns out her boyfriend is an ass, and she's...