Horny Goat: 122 books

After waking up from a sleepwalking sex session, Dave's pregnant roommate, Jill, wants nothing else to do with him.  Worse for Dave, her sleepwalking stops altogether, and the two of them are back to being just roommates.  Until, that is, Jill's body changes on her again.  Her pregnant...

Jack Harris is a writer who's so absorbed in his work that he doesn't clean and barely feeds himself.  Jack's agent, Randy, decides enough is enough and hires a young Mexican girl to go to Jack's house three times a week to cook and clean.  Jack wonders how he'll ever work with the distraction...

When Jack first saw Susan, she was the fat girl in the back of the aerobics class, struggling to keep up.  But Jack thought she was beautiful -- he'd always had a thing for big women -- and in his anger over the other, skinnier, women ignoring Susan because she was a big girl, Jack decided to...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW INCLUDED IN THE BACK:  AN EXCERPT FROM "SUCKLE" BY LUKE KELLY The first time I laid eyes on Dana, I wanted to be with her.  Of course, the first time I laid eyes on Dana, a couple assholes were oinking at her and pretending...

When Max and Sarah stop to see a hypnotist's show at a local carnival, they don't expect Sarah to be called up on stage.  When the hypnotist -- the Amazing Mesmer -- convinces Sarah she's really a cat, it's funny and everybody has a laugh.  But when Max gets Sarah home, he notices some...

The setup is sweet.  A willing couple undergoes hypnosis and is given post-hypnotic suggestions.  Their "case" is sold in an auction, and the buyer is sent an address and a list of words.  Each word is a trigger, and will evoke a response in the couple that hears it.  Everything...

"I CANNOT OVERSTATE THE QUALITY OF THE WRITING…" - AMAZON REVIEW INCLUDED IN THE BACK: AN EXCERPT FROM "THE FAT GIRL" BY LUKE KELLY I was a broke college student, so I was willing to take any job to get by:  hauling firewood, mowing grass, cleaning pools…whatever it took to...

"LUKE KELLY IS A MASTER OF THE GENRE." - AMAZON REVIEW INCLUDED IN THE BACK:  AN EXCERPT FROM "THE FAT GIRL" BY LUKE KELLY I'm a photographer.  During one of my people-watching sessions, my camera fell upon the beautiful Tara, a plump, curvy woman on her way back to work....

When the woman from HR brought the new hire around the office to introduce her, I took one look at her and knew she was shy and innocent. My type of girl. Don't get me wrong: I didn't want to use her. I wanted to know her. Intimately. And more than once. Story length: Approx. 4,700 words

Blind dates suck, but when you're lonely and desperate, you'll do just about anything...so when my friend Jonah set me up with a woman his wife worked with, I figured it would be another one-and-done like all the rest.   I was wrong; it was worse.  Much, much worse.  My date with Sarah Collins...

I was hanging out at my girlfriend's house one day while she was at work, snooping around. When I found a locked wardrobe in her older sister's room, who was off at college, I tore the place apart looking for a key. I didn't find it, but the older sister found me, in her room, snooping. When...

Ever since a devastatingly embarrassing incident in college, Debbie has allowed a cruel nickname to dominate her self-confidence to the point where she actually became the name and the thing she was mockingly accused of being. But now that nickname, and her toys, aren't enough to satisfy Debbie's...

When my new neighbor, Laney Morris, came over and wanted to use my shower because her water hadn't been turned on yet, I said sure. She was young and pretty, and I thought maybe I'd get a good wank out of knowing that she'd been naked in my bathroom.   But Laney had a pair of secrets...

It was his first time. It was her first time. Betrayal drove them together; raw emotion made them question their oaths of abstinence and purity. Lust. Passion. Desire. Need. All it takes is a spark...