Darren Worrow: 11 books

When Paul moves into his new flat his old friends rarely pay him a visit. He likes the peaceful life until his quiet is disturbed by Gavin, his noisy neighbour. His complaints spark a confrontation which ironically ends up with the two befriending each other. However Gavin is a controller, a manipulator...

It wasn’t the fact that in 1984 Hollywood movie director James Cameron had a premonition that I would write this book and quickly altered the character’s names and the plot slightly to make his blockbusting film, it was the fact that he then sent a robot back through time to eliminate me before...

Hiya, God here, yeah brah, it’s really me, the number one divinity; if there’s another than he’s a phoney.So now the chores are done, well I’ve still got to take the bins out, but most of them are done, and I’m also done creating the universe, I thought it high time I sat and wrote...

A not so distant future, In a galaxy so close it is in fact, this one……….. White Space-Van Man revs off. Workshy slob and long term redundant doughnut Barry is a modern man, well, he takes the bins out and it has been known that, sometimes, he even washes up the dishes. When his...

There ain’t no pleasing some people. Take Barry for example, most of us would be content soaring through the cosmos in a spacecraft, but for our pasty-addicted, antihero white space-van pilot it’s nothing more than mundane. Delivering medical supplies to faraway colonies his employment, is also...

“Ghosts are a figment of the imagination, we proved it here today."

Oh I see, you again is it? Dribbling crumbs from a family-sized bag of cheap onion rings as if they were about to be made illegal. Still in your Iron Man onesie because it’s Sunday and what the heck, why bother to get dressed; causally browsing the interweb-thingee to cast a rod of pointlessly harsh,...

When a vicious murder takes place in the London Museum of Toys and Collectables its sexy but shy curator, Miss Heather Lovely seeks out Robert Longdong who she believes to be a Professor of art history from Harvard rather than a simpleton that clears tables in a fast food restaurant. Heather asks...

9th Feb 2016, I don’t know what came over me as checked Facebook before my mid-morning nap; hard life I know. Saw this news post from a site I’d not heard of before, went by the name of Index: Wiltshire. I quickly despatched a message to them, without any real thought as to the implications of...

Another bought of my humble little column all about my hometown of Devizes. A year has passed again, a wonky year with which dragged us through an election backwards and things went from bad to worse. The deliberate satirical slant towards the underdogs, in this, our Tory town, went flying...

Oh for the bleeding hearts of artists. Darkness, despair and a lonely existence persists for David; once the talk of the art world now selling to just one client. The answer to his ills; vodka, his love, his life, his inspiration and motivation that without it where would he be? The nightmares of...