Bowman Press: 38 books

Cover of Loss Leader
by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 14, 2012

After delays and last-minute setbacks, the first colony ship leaves planet Earth for a distant star. Join the crew as they discover all is not as it seems... The flight deck was spacious, with a wide console across the forward end, a large screen and, incongruously, an aluminium table with...
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The Desolator

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 15, 2012

A barbarian, a halfling and a cleric walk into a bar ... join Hurm, Runt and Father Mephistophiles as they struggle to save the hamlet of Yendour from a marauding dragon. A high fantasy parody from the author of the Hal Spacejock series. A 5000 word short story originally published in Andromeda Spaceways #6
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Updown

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 18, 2012

You don't know me, I'm Daniel and me an' mom live in a updown south of Titan City. You've seen vids of carnival rides. There's one what's a big pole with a flying saucer thing going up and down, up and down and spinning round and round. Well our house is like that, only there's just two of us in it...
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Sleight of Hand

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 18, 2012

After a cosy meal, the protagonist retires to his host's workshop for an after-dinner drink ... and becomes the unwitting subject of an experiment. 2000-word short story. Winner of the 2001 Aurealis Award for Horror, Australia's premier speculative fiction award.
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Billy's Book

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 12, 2012

A 5000-word short story by Simon Haynes, author of the Hal Spacejock and Hal Junior series. Billy Crump is the local stable boy. Fed up with mucking out horses, he sneaks into the wizard's lab, concocts a potion using all the rare and expensive ingredients, and somehow ends up with a talking...
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by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: August 20, 2018

Welcome to the Old Kingdom! It's a wonderful time to visit! There's lots to do and plenty to see! Participate* in a public execution! Wave a pathetic little sword at the Queen's Champion! (With luck**, become the new queen's champion!) Practice real magic***, in public! Make fun of the...
Cover of A Robot Named Clunk
by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: June 26, 2012

Fast, funny and moving. Strap in for the ride of your life! Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too...
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

Books 1-3 in the Hal Spacejock series

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 9, 2012

"I read it at a sitting and couldn't put it down." - Tom Holt Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story. Here's what you get: A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1) Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to...
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Thonn!

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 16, 2012

In Thonn's world, Magick has been banned by politicians. Evil, corrupt and twisted ... and people didn't think much of the Magick either. So imagine Thonn's surprise when he spies Eddie de Elder attempting Magick spells inside his remote cottage! Of course, not just anyone can perform...
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Yard Fail

A short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 16, 2012

When Ralph Swindon tinkers in his workshop, the entire world holds its breath ... A 2500 word short story. I pulled into the carpark just as Ralph came out of the surgery. His right arm was heavily bandaged and his face was ruddy, as if he'd spent too long in the sun. He was wearing...
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A Piece of the Action

Short story

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: July 16, 2012

Flat broke and stranded in a South American country, Ralph Gardiner is nursing a beer and contemplating the wreckage of his life. No money, no prospects, and worst of all ... the beer is warm. When a local businessman approaches him with a curious offer, Ralph decides he has nothing to lose ... Light...
Cover of A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: October 31, 2018

Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next...
Cover of A Butt of Heads
by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: September 30, 2018

Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom! Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills. Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round? Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads. 'Enjoy' the groanworthy...
Cover of Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three

Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three

Hal Spacejock books 7-9, plus Albion

by Simon Haynes
Language: English
Release Date: November 7, 2018

Contains Hal Spacejock books 7-9 plus Albion. Hal Spacejock 7: Big Bang A house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk. Hal Spacejock 8: Double Trouble Hal...
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