Bernard Morris: 15 books

600+ original jokes ideal for stand-up comedians. I have sold jokes to a number of stand-up comedians in the UK including Jimmy Cricket.

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 1. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A play set any time between the 1800s and the 1960s when the sideshow attractions of the circus were a popular form of entertainment.

It is the spring of 1980 and Margaret Thatcher is in power. 16-year-old Rickie Stone will be leaving school in three month’s time. In the same boat as the vast majority of school leavers, he will leave school not to get a job but to join the ever-lengthening dole queue. Most of the kids have only...

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 3. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 2. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 5. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 4. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A man is sitting on the front graden lawn having a picnic on a nice sunny day when his wife comes running out of the house holding the baby.

A collection of 500 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 1 - 5. You'll laugh yourself silly!

A play about two mute swans. Permission to perform this play is only granted for use in acting classes and auditions, as well as student and other free performances, including ponds and zoos.

Enjoy an evening out with three old ladies as they chat in front of an open fire at their local pub. Ethel and Madge, both in their 70s, exchange comical dialogue on such diverse subjects as blue whales, indigestion, punk rockers, drooping boobs, condoms, old friends and death, while Doris, in her...

Dereck Fairbrother's perception of beauty is not like your average person's perception in this little horror story.

Mother takes great care in preparing meals for her son and husband in this scary little horror story.