Avantlifeguard Books: 67 books

A collection of stories by wild and crazy boyfriends of Los Angeles literary agent Felicity Jones, plus one of her own, under the pen name, Salome Sheba.

Back in the Dark Ages, Maximilion and Maxithousand had good jobs with the king, Charles the Number. In those days, there were different ways of dealing with assassins.

In the Twenty Second Century (that's right, only twenty seconds) it is a whole new world of fast paced sports. Golf, basketball and baseball will move at an amazing speed. It's time for kids to learn about these sports. This is a basic instructional manual for boys and girls.

Jay Gatz is arrested and gets kicked out of college, and, if he didn't have enough on his mind, just before the case is dismissed, he meets Darcy, a beautiful redhead from Mississippi.

Wolfgang Majestic, a postmodern Everyman, gives us a glimpse into the near future, and it's not a pretty picture, except for his girlfriend. That's Gigi Yamaha, a very hot, scary person.

Breaking up is hard to do, especially if you don't want to. Set in the early 1970s in New York City, a guy from New York and his girlfriend from the South.

The diary of a love afair, and plenty more. Matchstick dancers are young. They make mistakes. They are searching. Maybe you’ll find one and be her friend. Paint her a painting. Take a picture of her. Write her a poem. But please, above all, be kind. When the time is right, she’ll let you know.

The incredibly amazing, utterly awesome, science fiction autobiography of a guy who thinks he is a horse, or is actually a horse.

Here is Rod Crypton as a young zombie, before he even knew what he was, all the way from his first marriage in Iceland to his terrifying but potentially satisfying relationship with a sexy female werewolf, Vonzilla. This could happen to you. Look around—pay attention—just don't make eye...

Find Me Love is a collection of fantasy romance novellas and novelettes by pulp ebook writer Pantson Fire. Expect the unexpected. A box set, it includes "We Used To Be Shakers," "Zombie Man," "Max," and "Majestic." As Pants explains in Majestic, he's here to fix broken hearts.

Workplace romance can be daunting, especially when you fall for the boss' daughter.

A cookbook for aspiring fashion models, actresses and athletes, or any fine young lady.

A Cape Cod superhero battles bad guys in his quest to win the heart of his new girlfriend, Venus. Manga cartoon enhanced edition.

Camping with a new girlfriend can be fun, but remember to get her phone number, just in case you fall in love with her, which can happen very, very easily. Guys who drive around in sports cars with champagne and wine glasses are no exception. They are not insulated from the charms of girls who like...