Avantlifeguard Books: 67 books

Is your love life science fiction? Then here's a book to help you compare notes. Sheila, age 29, an actress and filmmaker, just wants to do another film. Instead, she is sent on a virtual reality trip to Alpha Centauri with a scientist she hardly knows.

An unnamed spaceship soldier falls for an attractive young woman he knows only as G, on a trip to Alpha Centauri, with ManBots, GirlBots, NurseBots and Deadlies. Then he is "called up." With bonus scifi novelette "Selfies."

If a girl is out of your league, that's a girl you should try to go out with. Consider it character building.

In his first year of teaching at a small upstate New York college, Frankie DeFrancisco meets beautiful math professor Maisie Montcalm. One of her best friends happens to be Barry Freed. Except that's not his real name. His real name is Abbie Hoffman.

In a previous installment, Ricky, age 13, and his sister, Angie, age 10, find a middle aged guy in a motel lobby, Bob Monroe, and convince him to help them chase after their mother, who might be a Russian spy, and who possibly abandoned them as illegal aliens near a Groton, CT, naval submarine location,...

The manager of a monorail system is surprised to find that his wife has switched bodies with another woman. The new her has a lovely figure, bleach blond hair, and a few tattoos. Then the husband of the woman she switched bodies with comes around, asking questions, and looking for the money his own wife got for switching bodies.

A Cape Cod superhero antihero battles bad guys in his quest to win the heart of his new girlfriend, Venus.

Jack had 60 acres of desert land north of Reno, Nevada, a horse and a trailer. He needed a hired hand. He put an ad in a local newspaper. He only got one response, from Windy, a nineteen-year-old girl.

Donna is asked to speak to a scientist about a plan to shoot down an asteroid. Still in grad school, her new job doesn't offer much in the way of good looking guys, but what about Geoffrey? He's new. But there's little time to study this. North Korean and South Korean subs are firing nuclear warheads at the asteroid. The North Koreans will be darned if the South shoots it down before them.

In the waning moments of the twenty second century (that's right, only twenty seconds), in the forests of Paris, Robin meets a warrior technocrat, Marian, a salesperson for ankle bracelets, and it made all the difference.

Jill and Gigi were single girls with big plans. When their friend, Glorista, met Finn in the Virtual Reality Dating Booth, it was like a tear in the spacetime continuum. They knew they had to get moving. Loneliness is a ghost that will make you do the wrong thing, but, if you are lucky, you might...

Politics is the politics of politics. It's all about the winning and losing. Here are a few novelettes about modern politics.

In the future, in a small museum on the outskirts of the internet, there may be a place for love stories.

Ice age Neanderthal guys decide to kill wooly mammoths by hitting them with an asteroid. Of course, why didn't they think of that before? Then they meet Jill and Gigi, and the fun really begins.