Avantlifeguard Books: 67 books

When Ruthy has to leave school back east and return to Texas after the death of her parents, she meets Harry Fronctil, a young law school graduate who needs to borrow her father's law books in order to study for the bar.

As we all now can recall, Earth was invaded by tiny space ships from another solar system. The "freeze frames" have finally been decoded, showing video clips of the invaders, who have mysteriously disappeared.

Existential Girls may appear to live for today, but it is not that simple. If life has no meaning, then everything is absurd. The Existential Girl is into her own agenda. She is all about creating the future. Fans of bikinis and thongs, Existential Girls know that you have to make the most of the moment. That's what love stories are all about, in life, poetry, and prose.

The romantic fantasy autobiographies of Pantson Fire's favorite girlfriends, times five. According to Pants, "They were all good girls, and I didn't deserve any of them."

A collection of crime mystery fiction featuring Ollie Reed and Jill and Gigi: The Chicagoans; The Exciting Adventures of Life in General; No Time To Die; and, Ice Bunny Detectives.

Eryk is 15. He hears that a girl he likes, D W-B, is in a gang. He decides to check it out. He ends up getting beat up, but, in his mind, it was worth it.

Jimbo Wildhamer, distraught over his third divorce, decides to go to a nudist colony, but, during a heavy rainstorm, checks into a new age religious settlement by mistake. Fortuitously, he meets an attractive literary agent, Felicity Jones, who is there to try to sign a writer to a book deal.

Olivia was surprised to see Joe Jackson again. First he saved her from a burning building, then he delivered a pizza to her. He was full of surprises, especially after she found out he was a published poet.

Los Angeles detective Ollie Reed is contacted by an old girlfriend to investigate her husband's death, but then he gets sidetracted. Supposedly, it is coincidental.

Bernard Notlieb gets the wild idea to hire somebody to talk to. He likes the notion so much, he hires two guys, then gets both of them involved in a murder case. The guys don't exactly appreciate that, so they won't speak to him.

When his designated driver robot, a SexyGirl, is stolen, Jonathan has to get a cheap replacement, a used LawnMan, named Reggie. The next day, when the insurance check comes in, he buys a robot from the Land of Beautiful Women, a BlueBikini. Jonathan thinks he can finally get rid of Reggie, who is...

Felicity Jones and her younger sister, Dierdre, go out to a club to tease the local men folk, though Dierdre has to get up early the next morning to fly to Chicago. When Dierdre gets to Chicago she realizes she took the wrong luggage, and now only has Felicity's risky wardrobe.

Is your love life science fiction? Then here's the book for you--a collection of science fiction love story novellas to help you compare notes. In Something Icy, Gigi meets Icy, a time traveler, and she’s hoping it won’t take long for him to call her; in Peeps, Shiela, at age 29, is sent on a...

When low level spy John Slic is sent up in space to investigate alien abductions and is captured, beautiful CIA agent Juice Gilligan is sent to rescue him.