Ashley Bradley: 48 books

Krystal’s co-worker Donna was telling her about how she had met some bedbuck in Jamaica named Trevor who shattered her pelvis completely with his “big black cock” and now she was in a wheelchair and married to him, despite having what doctors call “Chronic Turtleback”.

Krystal gets an offer to suck some Jamaican d, but she's not really feeling it. He's wearing jean shorts and a puka shell necklace and has muscles, so it looks like maybe he works out? That is seriously disgusting.

Why does Drake use tampons? Does he need them to plug up his bootyhole? Does he have a vagina? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

Seinfeld, but they are African-Americans. Greg has to move his bowels at the chicken wing store. Jeromey Rome gets yoked up by a thug.

Tired of the hoes, Drake decides to seek his soulmate on The Bachelor. For some reason Will Smith is there.

Seinfeld, but they niggas. Jerry got a shape-up, George ugly as shit--NO HAIRLINE--Elaine a thot, and Kramer lightskin. Newman in prison for credit card scamming. It is, how you say, lit?

A black woman does her first year at university. Her cousin killed herself at the college she plans to attend, so she's not exactly ecstatic. 

Russia decided they were going to send all their gays to Pluto. America was p-o'd at first, because they wanted to send their gays to Pluto. But then Mario Lopez pointed out that Uranus was, duh, way gayer than Pluto, and also, "like bigger", so America said nvm to Russia and after Mario...

Kyle was a black dude with permed bangs who moshed to Joy Division and ate, exclusively, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Well, he'd buy the knock-off version from the dime store, dump it in a bowl, and run it under the lukewarm tap in the apartment he shared with his mom, Linda, and her live-in lover,...

The PR statement that was sent out after Santa’s death cited diabetes as cause of death, but the real tea was he had been messing around with them reindeers and got reindeer AIDS. The symptoms mimicked untreated diabetes (loss of eyesight and feet; nerve damage; peeing a lot), so it was easy to...

Reggie teaches a class down at the community college that helps adult loser virgins figure out how to not be like that anymore. 

Nev and Max help some dude named Retchen finally meet in person the woman he's been engaged in an online relationship with for three years. Will she turn out to be fat as f*çk? Probably.

Frances, black, is depressed. Or maybe she just hates everything and everyone. Is that the same thing as depression, or does she just have a bad attitude? Either way, everyone better die immediately.

It took Diana three months to get the ring. Three months of gagging on a sticky dick that has grits on it sometimes. Whatever, he'd been paying all her bills and buying her Taco Bell literally every day since they met, so it was a small, very disgusting price to pay.