Terrible things I've done. Tasty apologies. Little to no remorse.
by
Zach Golden
Language: English
Release Date: January 16, 2014
The garage may be on fire, but hey, at least dinner's good.
Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like food. Take it from noted asshole Zach Golden. He's discovered an important asshole loophole: If you put a delicious meal on the table, everybody will forget you're an unspeakably terrible person...until...