Tooty Nolan: 37 books

WARNING:UNSUITABLE FOR PRUDES AND CHILDREN. In this fifth book of the Hamster-Sapiens series, we spy upon the folk of Hamster Heath as they conduct their annual pilgrimage to Danglydong Dell, in which especially chosen citizens are invited to read from their diaries - and in doing so relate great...

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR PRE-TEENS & PRUDES. On this third adventure into the alternative reality that is Hamster-Britain we meet Sorbresto Titt - the Psychic Historian of the title. Boney Legge - owner of The Where House - has employed the powerful alien psychic to sample the DNA of the inhabitants...

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. Welcome to the fourth book in the Hamster-Sapiens series. When school-hamster Wetpatch Wilson agreed to go on a school trip to the seaside he didn't anticipate being joined by the school chef and his plump female assistant, his aunt, and the local Police...

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. CONTAINS HIGH DEGREE OF RUDENESS.In this second book from the Hamster-Sapiens series, we follow the adventure of a plump female hamster named Joan, whose latent psychic talent is suddenly unleashed during an experiment at the Institute of Hugely Important...

WARNING: Totally safe for all the family. Well relatively safe anyway. The Museum of Future Technology's solitary star ship discovers an ice world that exists in a state of perminant cold war. Like really cold - as in bloody freezing cold. And it is a war that no earplug can possibly hope to win! Or is it? Is skullduggery abroad in the land of perpetual chill?

With a volcano erupting in the foyer, it's time to evacuate the Museum of Future Technology. Unfortunately the only course of action open to the museum's curators and the remaining staff and visitors is a flight to Mars!

When the former female weightlifter and now Museum of Future Technology resident, Nennigross Numbwinkle, climbed from her slumbers that fateful morning, she couldn't have imagined how her suspicions concerning a passing group of trans-galactic prospectors would lead herself; her best friend, Catford...

Little did Throgennis Frote suspect, when he defrauded his uncle out of his hover pad emporium, that within hours of taking over he would be put on trial for the crimes of all earplugdom. The penalty of a guilty verdict? Extinction for all earplugs!

WARNING: Only silly people should read this photonovel. Peril comes in many forms, and you can bet your ass that the idiot earplugs of the Museum of Future Technology will gleefully plunge into it. Adventure ensues. The magnum opus rolls on...

WARNING: THIS IS THE 26th CHILD-FRIENDLY PHOTO-NOVEL. DANGER: YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED EARLIER VOLUMES. OH GOD - NO! Scroton, a planet cloaked in mystery. Created and protected by a wise, powerful race of unknowable aliens; who but Nigel the Golden Cable End would want to rule it? You'd be surprised....

WARNING: Contains wanton destruction, violence, artful wind-breaking, and earplugs. Denied access to the Museum of Future Technology, the crew and passengers of the imaginatively named Ship Number Fifteen decide that it's time to kick serious Future Robotic ass. War ensues!

WARNING: There's so much happening in this tale that it's difficult to draw breath. The Curators, the Earplug Brothers, and the 7th Cavalry (amongst others) are battling the forces of Mister Zinc; the K T Woo flees into space; and there are still visitors trying to get into the museum - for a variety of reasons; one of which is to take revenge upon Don Quibonki!

In this, the 27th photo-novel, we join Magnuss Earplug as he attempts to return Benjamin Booger (remember him?) to his correct quantum reality. But in doing so, Magnuss discovers that the alternative Museum of Future Technology has been de-populated, and duly sets out to solve the mystery. Naturally danger lurks at every turn. He can't call out. And the toilets are locked too!

WARNING: Suspension of Disbelief required. When the Wetworlder's first starship follows the K T Woo to the Ice Planet, it's creator and nominal captain, Professor Hydious Gout, never imagined that he would need to divert it's considerable resources towards saving two civilisations from certain doom.