Tim Desmondes: 11 books

Pity poor Robin Hood.  Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor.  Can win every archery contest in seven shires.  Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control.  But those feats are not what made him a hero.  He did it all wearing too tight tights. That is...

Welcome to five ribald stories about zany characters who run into funny things happening on their way to getting laid. Theres Tim, who before heading off to college gets invited by a mature lady to frolic with her at a transgender hotel. Does he ever get the surprise of his young life. Then theres Jimmy...

Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy Sex with a vampire. Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one heck of a time. Once youve been fanged and...

Leo Messick, a born masochist, finds sexual pleasure in pain and humiliation. He loves to be beaten and reviled by sadistic women. But finding the perfect dominatrix to administer delightful flagellation and abuse is no simple task. While on vacation, Leo encounters Wanda, a beautiful and severe disciplinarian....

Agnes Sorel was the most beautiful woman in the world. Armed with breasts of unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever. When she was eighteen, she knew that she was destined to rule a great nation. To do so, she had to learn to seduce men and yet remain a virgin....

The gals of the Wild West had to be ready for just about anything. But what they knew was in store for them, being outnumbered 100 to 1 by males, was sex. Big Nose Kate came west to make money whoring in the wild environment. But she also came because she loved sex in whatever form the cowboys, gamblers,...

Colleen OMerry was dominatrix to the sexiest movie stars in Hollywood. The masochistic actors and actresses there paid her lavishly to whip them mercilessly. But Colleen was no stranger to the receiving end of BDSM herself. She had learned to love pain from her sadistic father. She was forced to...

Ah, Paris! What do you think of immediately when you think of Paris? Sex, of course. French kisses, French ticklers, French dirty postcards… Tonie, a sexy sweetheart who has just graduated from high school in San Diego thought those same thoughts when her parents gave her a trip to Paris as a graduation...

Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have emasculated and spayed them mercilessly. Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity, and their humor Heres the real scoop on that lively Olympian bunch. Apollo will shag anything, including trees....

Oh, those Anglo-Saxons and their dirty four-letter words.The words werent dirty to the Anglo-Saxons back in the Dark Ages when they brought their English language to Britain from the Continent. The words were simply descriptions of body parts and functions.Fuck, cunt, piss, shit, arse whats dirty about...

Among a large cast of sexy Hollywood hustlers, meet Rock Stone, an eighteen year old blond male starlet, the lover of both Henri, a leading man and of Marlene, an aging leading lady. Rock is also hotly pursuing a muscular young stud who recently caught his eye. And Willa, who is married to a famous screenwriter/director....