Sandra Staines: 22 books

Have you ever been in a place in your life where you get down so low that nothing seems to matter? Where, no matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to find the energy and the inspiration to make the changes you want in your life. ‘Believe In Yourself’ is a quick and easy read aimed at giving...

Are you tired of the same old, same old? Yo Mama jokes don't have to be stale. Here is a collection of over 300 fresh Yo Mama jokes. Yo Mama is so naive that she thought artificial intelligence was something that she could go out and buy to make herself smarter. Yo Mama is so possessive that you and...

Riddles and Jokes for Kids contains something for everyone. It has groan-out-loud silly riddles for junior members of the family and more sophisticated ones for older kids and parents to enjoy. It contains unique spot the difference puzzles, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, yo mama jokes, yo papa...

‘Knotted Knock Knock Jokes’ is a collection of knock knock jokes for kids of all ages. Knock knock! Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry my hamster for me, will you? He has just died and I’m too upset to do it. Knock knock! Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel still a bell if it rings...

I had a dog called Rover. He left home and never came back. I had a dog called Tiger. He kept stalking me. I had a dog called Boss. He kept trying to tell me what to do. What did the one gibbon say to the other gibbon? Gibbon the way I feel about you we ought to get married. What did the one stork say...

‘I Want to Go to Goa’ is a collection of fun poems for older children who have good reading skills or for parents to read to younger children. The poems are all about travel and visiting different countries, and cities, around the world. I want to go to Goa I want to see the sea I’ll sit on...

ABC for You is a different kind of alphabet book. It focuses on the letters themselves, rather than on illustrations of things starting with each letter. It is full of bright, vibrant colours and patterns to make learning their alphabet a joy for tiny tots. Please view a few sample pages to check that the display is acceptable on your device.

Take your tiny tot on a Rainbow Safari, where the animals look familiar enough but are bright and fun, just the way their imagination likes things. Who says zebras have to be black and white? There’s a paint pot on the loose and it has wreaked havoc with the wild animals out on the bush. With poems...