Pantson Fire: 14 books

The romantic fantasy autobiographies of Pantson Fire's favorite girlfriends, times five. According to Pants, "They were all good girls, and I didn't deserve any of them."

Find Me Love is a collection of fantasy romance novellas and novelettes by pulp ebook writer Pantson Fire. Expect the unexpected. A box set, it includes "We Used To Be Shakers," "Zombie Man," "Max," and "Majestic." As Pants explains in Majestic, he's here to fix broken hearts.

A fiction comedy eBook featuring a hot weather reporter. As Pantson Fire says: Eric Burdon was an Animal. I am an animal. Therefore, I am Eric Burdon.

Existential Girls may appear to live for today, but it is not that simple. If life has no meaning, then everything is absurd. The Existential Girl is into her own agenda. She is all about creating the future. Fans of bikinis and thongs, Existential Girls know that you have to make the most of the moment. That's what love stories are all about, in life, poetry, and prose.

Jimbo Wildhamer, distraught over his third divorce, decides to go to a nudist colony, but, during a heavy rainstorm, checks into a new age religious settlement by mistake. Fortuitously, he meets an attractive literary agent, Felicity Jones, who is there to try to sign a writer to a book deal.

A love story about young people won't have many answers, but may let you know you're not alone.

A wild, surprising love story begins when Rod Crypton finds out he's a zombie and joins one of their singles groups. He meets Vonzilla, a sexy female werewolf, who sometimes runs away and howls at the moon. It takes getting used to.

Back in the Dark Ages, Maximilion and Maxithousand had good jobs with the king, Charles the Number. In those days, there were different ways of dealing with assassins.

Jay Gatz is arrested and gets kicked out of college, and, if he didn't have enough on his mind, just before the case is dismissed, he meets Darcy, a beautiful redhead from Mississippi.

Wolfgang Majestic, a postmodern Everyman, gives us a glimpse into the near future, and it's not a pretty picture, except for his girlfriend. That's Gigi Yamaha, a very hot, scary person.

Breaking up is hard to do, especially if you don't want to. Set in the early 1970s in New York City, a guy from New York and his girlfriend from the South.

The diary of a love afair, and plenty more. Matchstick dancers are young. They make mistakes. They are searching. Maybe you’ll find one and be her friend. Paint her a painting. Take a picture of her. Write her a poem. But please, above all, be kind. When the time is right, she’ll let you know.

The incredibly amazing, utterly awesome, science fiction autobiography of a guy who thinks he is a horse, or is actually a horse.

Here is Rod Crypton as a young zombie, before he even knew what he was, all the way from his first marriage in Iceland to his terrifying but potentially satisfying relationship with a sexy female werewolf, Vonzilla. This could happen to you. Look around—pay attention—just don't make eye...