Leah Rewolinski: 7 books
Star Wreck V
The Undiscovered Nursing Home
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
The most out-of-this-world parody imaginable of America's favorite science fiction TV series returns. The Captain Smirk and his crew refuse early retirement, steal their own ship and take over the planet that holds the Fountain of Youth. But Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo is out to bring them in.
Star Wreck II
The Attack Of The Jargonites
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
Fresh from their victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Luc Ricardo, Captain James T. Smirk, and their plucky crew aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine look forward to relaxing when suddenly, before one can say, "Beam me up", the Jargonites are positioned to attack Earth. An unauthorized, unendorsed, unofficial, and unintelligent parody.
Star Wreck
The Generation Gap
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
He's Starfreak Command's elder statesman, back in action after an eighty-year retirement with his old crew, "the galaxy's original well-balanced, multi-ethnic, equal opportunity team." How do they stay alive? It's all thanks to Mr. Smock's discovery of that life-giving substance - yogurt!
Star Wreck VII
Space the Fido Frontier
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
"Sic 'em!" Starfreak Command's order sends Capt. Jean-Lucy Ricardo sniffing the Gummi Quadrant after Laika, the first dog in space. But the wily dogstronaught won't give up without a bite. Then Capt. James T. Smirk joins the chase, creating another bone of contention.
Can Geek-Space-Niners...
Star Wreck VI
Geek Space Nine
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
The uproarious spoof series of the Star Trek television shows and movies now pokes fun at the new series on the block. Mass boredom has struck Geek Space Nine, and the resulting yawnfest is scaring away alien tourists, so Starfreak Command orders Captains Smirk and Ricardo to plug the tourism drain.
Star Wreck III
Time Warped
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
The third book in the bestselling series parodying America's favorite science fiction TV show. The crews of Captain Smirk and Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo blunder through the timeline to retrieve a videotape accidentally transported into the future--which has spawned a bizarre "wrekkie" cult of U.S.S. Endocrine crew wanna-bes.
Star Wreck IV
Live Long & Profit
Language: English
Release Date: July 19, 2016
A nearly bankrupt StarFreak Command orders Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo on a money-making mission: find the Fountain of Youth and bottle its precious waters for sale throughout the universe. Unfortunately for Captain James T. Smirk, financing the mission means putting him and his U.S.S. Endocrine out of commission...