Lauryn Pants: 11 books

Taylor is on a quest to find out what it is that two women do in bed. She's convinced that one of them has to be the man, but is that true? "Funny, well written, short, but best of all unique! Worth checking out!" –Goodreads user Robert on Lauryn Pants's Vagina Dentata

If Christopher Moore wrote lesbian erotica that was laugh-out-loud funny as well as rip-off-your-pants hot, you might have The Wandering Womb Gets Some. Long ago, misguided people believed that the womb would wander around the female body, causing all sorts of ailments. But what happens when...

Kari's vagina may eat men alive, but she's never thought to use her unique skill set to make the world a better place. Until now. This short story is not for the faint of heart. Vagina Dentata 2: The Jaws That Bite, can be read on its own but will make more sense after you read Vagina Dentata: An Erotic Romance, Sort Of.

The wandering womb is just a myth, right? What if a woman actually had a womb that wandered around her body when she was angry or horny? And what if she found a cute woman who had the same problem? In the second volume of The Wandering Womb Chronicles, our hero explores how angry she is about...

Kari doesn't mean to eat men alive with her vagina. It just happens sometimes. When you have teeth in your vagina, life doesn't always go as planned. In this first episode, Kari goes on the prowl for a new man, and then some other stuff happens. Vagina Dentata: An Erotic Romance, Sort Of, is the first book in the Toothsome series.

What's started as a hot couple of dates between two like-minded women is starting to feel more like a relationship. Sure, their wombs may wander around their bodies, but that doesn't stop them from getting it on. In this volume, our hero enjoys a sensuous and emotionally revealing encounter that leaves...

Somewhere in a distant part of this world, or perhaps another world entirely, what if there was a place where gender didn't exist? What if all that mattered was finding a like-minded mate for a nice time?  Tentacles and orifices are worked overtime, as two creatures penetrate, and get penetrated....

Eliza Jean has never had an orgasm. Patricia Rose has. And when their husband Levi is away, Patricia Rose has the chance to show Eliza Jean a thing or two. This forbidden lesbian romance between two Mormon co-wives is fresh, earnest, informative, and funny.

Eliza Jean has learned a few things in the bedroom from Patricia Rose. But she never knew the full story of why Patricia Rose would join a plural marriage. Plus, while their husband Levi is away, Patricia Rose gives Eliza Jean some tender loving care. Patricia Rose even gets up to change the baby...

Kari never thought she'd want to have a baby. How could she have a baby when her vagina has teeth? Yet when she meets a new man, she can't stop thinking about babies. Vagina Dentata 3: One Vagina's Revenge, is Book 3 in the Toothsome series, after Vagina Dentata: An Erotic Romance, Sort of, and Vagina Dentata 2: The Jaws That Bite.

What's a snog? Monica wasn't expecting to find out at the Historical Museum of Dublin. But when she meets Aisling, a beautiful and friendly docent, their conversation about literature spills over into what might be called a date. "Irish people don't date," Aisling tells Monica. They...