Keaton Albertson: 5 books

Most Mormon children enjoy the homogenous lifestyle afforded to them by their years of systematic brainwashing. They take comfort in the fact that they have ready-made answers to all of life’s big questions provided to them by their cultish church leaders and devoted families. Occasionally, some...

Men like Keaton Albertson should be put to sleep. At least, that’s what he was told by his last girlfriend. As a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, Keaton has many times ventured into the dank realms of female sensuality and has thoroughly satisfied many wanton women’s desires. Some of his personal experiences...

Men like Keaton Albertson should be put to sleep. At least, that's what he was told by his last girlfriend. As a self-proclaimed ladies' man, Keaton has many times ventured into the dank realms of female sensuality and has thoroughly satisfied many wanton women's desires. Some of his personal experiences...

While working as a treatment facilitator for sex offenders at an inpatient mental health institution, Keaton Albertson conducted clinical interviews with the likes of goat fuckers, urinal lickers, and fecal masturbators. Interacting with this population of pariahs provided him the opportunity to encounter...

Attending public school is by no means an optimal modality toward the achievement of academic greatness. In fact, it could very well be argued that being subjected to the diluted heuristic of a public education will likely preclude academic success. However, aside from its many deficiencies, there is...