Gretel Killeen: 22 books

Some days you lose your job, some days your kids move out and some days your husband resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Some days you prang the car, you're stalked, or you're robbed, some days your hair looks like you've been electrocuted and some days all of these things happen at once. And on top of...

Some days you lose your job, some days your kids move out and some days your husband resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Some days you prang the car, you're stalked, or you're robbed, some days your hair looks like you've been electrocuted and some days all of these things happen at once. And on top of...

A laugh-out-loud novel by much-loved author Gretel Killeen When Zeke and Eppie return from outer space stretched long and thin like two pieces of spaghetti, it's only a matter of a very short time before they both get sucked down the bathtub plughole and a new adventure begins. What follows...

When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life. High on her list is the man with whom she has shared her longest relationship, Jimmy. Theirs is a warts and all friendship - perhaps far more honest than...

A laugh-out-loud novel by much-loved author Gretel Killeen. Continuing adventures of Zeke and Eppie ... Having defeated the virus, Zeke and Eppie finally escape their mother's body via her nose as, shall we say, snot in her sneeze. So enormous is this sneeze that it splatters all over the book...

A laugh-out-loud novel by much-loved author Gretel Killeen. When a friendly stork finally delivers teeny-weeny Zeke and Eppie home from mermaid kingdom, they jump from his beak to fly down and kiss their mother but she accidentally swallows them instead. What follows is a chuckle-choc-a-block...

Zed and Pink are a normal brother and sister except for one extremely strange thing - their mum is a very naughty mother! In this side-splitting sequel to THE VERY NAUGHTY MOTHER GOES GREEN, we find the Very Naughty Mother back up to her old tricks. When she gets in trouble for hiding her brussel...

Zed and Pinky are a normal brother and sister except for one extremely strange thing ... their mum is a very naughty mother. Delight in the first in this fabulously funny rhyming series about the mother who lives her life like a kid, and the two kids who have to raise her.

When Eppie falls into a pot hole and gets squashed to the size of a strawberry, her brother Zeke decides to have some fun with his yoyo. What follows is a hilarious high tale of escape, theft, bullies, brats, dobbers, goody-goodies, garbage trucks, magic lamps, scabs, snot, bribery, bravery,...

Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!! But so far the alien neighbours haven't played nicely at all they've grown antennas and elephant ears,...

Zed and Pink are a normal brother and sister except for one thing ... their mum is a Very Naughty Mother! Some mothers are strict,some mothers are whiny.Some mothers can cook,some mothers are tidy. Some mothers are perfect in all that they do,while some mothers get stuck in trouble like glue...

I wish my mum and dad had been less famous, 'cause then maybe their divorce wouldn't have made the world's headlines. I wish I was still at my friend Rupert's party, even if my bikini bottoms did fly off when I stacked my jet ski. I wish Mum had never taken me to the mountains to interview child soldiers....

When Eppie gets squished to the size of a strawberry, ends up flying round the world, landing on Planet Sock and about to be kidnapped by a handsome alien prince, it's up to her brother Zeke to rescue her. What follows is a laugh-a-minute adventure full of short-sighted cats, space rockets,...

ALL ZEKE AND EPPIE HAVE TO DO IS PLAY WITH THEIR NEW NEIGHBOURS TIG AND POP AND TAKE CARE OF THEM AT SCHOOL AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR JUST ONE DAY AND THEN THEIR MUM WILL BUY THEM A PUPPY! The only problem is, Tig and Pop are ALIENS! So staying out of trouble might not be so easy . . . More brain-crackingly...