Chantelle Grace: 6 books

A king, a queen, and twins are in a room. How are there no people in the room? They are beds. I know how batteries feel. I'm not included in most things either. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? Bookworms. What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner? Yum,...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?  Ten-tickles. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she was always running away from the ball, she kept losing her shoes, and she had  a pumpkin for a coach. How do trees get on the internet? They log in. What type...

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap. I go up but never come down. What am I? Your age. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics! What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment,...

What word looks the same same backwards and upside down? Swims. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats. Why was the broom late? It overswept. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! The next...

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter   ....but I'm on a roll. Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games  ....He said, "Wii." I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Did you know the first French fries weren’t...

I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder!   Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you...