Bill Myers: 73 books

Book cover of My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: April 28, 1999

World class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That's how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break-in to the local zoo (where Wally has lost the ticket),...
Book cover of The Chamber of Lies
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: August 30, 2009

In book four, Chamber of Lies, Zach, Piper, and Elijah are reunited with their parents. But when Elijah is lured into the Chamber, he must face the Shadow Man in a battle for his soul. Only heaven can help him now.
Book cover of My Life as a Screaming Skydiver
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: March 20, 1998

Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos...
Book cover of The Call (Harbingers)
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: April 11, 2017

Brenda, a tattoo artist who sees images of the future, and three other strangers with special abilities are drawn together to help a young student at the mysterious Institute for Advanced Psychic Studies. Daniel's gifts are supposedly being honed to assist world leaders . . . but it turns out there are some very disturbing strings attached.
Book cover of My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: July 2, 1993

A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.
Book cover of My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: February 22, 1995

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly...
Book cover of My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: April 24, 1994

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our...
Book cover of The Revealing (Harbingers)
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: August 1, 2017

Brenda and the team find themselves in Rome trying to retrieve the mystical spear Hitler once owned--the very spear that pierced Christ's side. Their search will take them from hidden chambers inside the Vatican to the catacombs of Rome to a mysterious seaside cave with unexpected powers. But what they seek is more perilous than they know.
Book cover of My Life as Alien Monster Bait
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 7, 1993

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.
Book cover of Leviathan (Harbingers)
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: December 5, 2017

The Harbingers team heads to Hollywood for a taping of the new TV pilot Live or Die, the Ultimate Reality. Little do they realize the depths of darkness they are about to enter--a darkness that, unless they stop it, will soon spread across the globe.
Book cover of Ho-Ho-NOOO!
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: April 1, 2013

Ho-Ho-NOOO! is all about TJ Finkelstein learning the real meaning of Christmas as she prepares for her future as a world leader with a little help from her 23rd-century goofball friends, Tuna and Herby. In a competition with her middle sister, TJ races to earn money so she can give it to her father...
Book cover of My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: July 10, 2007

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your...
Book cover of My Life as a Human Hairball
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: November 3, 1998

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally...
Book cover of My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: October 29, 2006

Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future;...
1 2 3 45 6
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy