Bill Myers: 73 books

Book cover of My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: November 9, 1994

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
Book cover of My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 6, 2001

Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow-and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through...
Book cover of The Portal
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: November 14, 2015

Carved from the Blood Mountains, a perpetual reminder of Imager’s great love for mankind, the mysterious Bloodstone opens a gateway into multiple dimensions. As Denise, Nathan, and Joshua visit these fantastic realities and learn of Imager’s unfathomable compassion,...
Book cover of My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: January 31, 1997

Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately,...
Book cover of The Case of Hiccupping Ears
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: September 16, 2003

In The Case of the Hiccupping Ears, people all over the world are forgetting how to eat, see, hear, smell, and even walk! What on earth is going on? The boys at B.A.D.D. (Bungling Agents Dedicated to Destruction) are once again at work. Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and Splat can stop them.
Book cover of My Life as a Computer Cockroach
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: October 3, 1999

FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM BUG! Through a bizarre disaster (nothing unusual for our boy blunder), Wally accidentally fries the circuits of Ol' Betsy, his laptop computer. Suddenly, whatever he types turns into reality. . . Including Wally becoming the city's Chief of Police,...
Book cover of My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: October 29, 2006

In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.
Book cover of Sky Surfing Skateboarder
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 5, 2002

Through a series of incredible mis-adventures (so what else is new), our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. (It would be "of the World" except for the one kid who claims to be from Jupiter-a likely story, in spite of his two heads and...
Book cover of My Life as Reindeer Road Kill
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: September 28, 1995

Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD! Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday party for Jesus. Chaos and comedy follow...
Book cover of My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 13, 1994

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
Book cover of Soul Tracker
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: June 15, 2010

What if you could visit heaven and hell, traveling when and wherever you wish . . . without ever dying? What if your teenage daughter, the joy of your life, had died a tragic death and you discovered a way to visit her? What if there were people and beings, on both sides of the grave, who want to...
Book cover of My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 3, 1996

What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than...
Book cover of My Life as a Smashed Burrito
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: May 26, 1993

Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.
Book cover of My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
by Bill Myers
Language: English
Release Date: July 2, 1993

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about...
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