Jokes Riddles category: 1216 books
N for Nigger
Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
Language: English
Release Date: November 21, 2016
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.”
“Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.”
“A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.”
“It’s...
Still Hanging in There
Confessions of a Totaled Woman
Language: English
Release Date: March 17, 2001
A lighthearted manual for getting through each day with humor and giddiness. It is a delightful look at some of our minor, daily irritants that includes marriage, motherhood, football reruns of highlights of last years game and the men we love who watch them again and again.
The book is filled...
Dua Lipa
Flying High to Success Weird and Interesting Facts on Dua Lipa
Language: English
Release Date: May 16, 2017
Have you ever heard of a genre called “dark pop”? No? Well, me either. How many models turned musicians were able to succeed in the music industry? Maybe there were a few but I haven’t heard of them! Did you know that she was a hostess at nightclubs? Of course, there is no such thing as smooth...
Found
The Best Lost, Tossed, and Forgotten Items from Ar
Language: English
Release Date: May 1, 2012
Discarded valentines. Ransom notes. To-do lists. Diaries. Homework assignments. A break-up letter written on the back of an airsickness bag. Whether they are found on buses, at stores, in restaurants, waiting rooms, parking lots, or even prison yards, these items give readers an uncensored, poignant,...
Let There Be Facebook
Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
Language: English
Release Date: November 8, 2011
The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last available for the world...
Puns Spooken Here
Word Play for Halloween
Language: English
Release Date: February 7, 2014
Q. What's a skeleton's favorite food?
A. Spare ribs.
Q. What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A. A night mare.
Q. How does an exorcist keep in shape?
A. He rides an exorcycle.
by Steve Mitchell
Language: English
Release Date: December 18, 2007
Language: English
Release Date: December 18, 2007
The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one complete–and completely hilarious–volume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious...
by Steve Mitchell
Language: English
Release Date: July 22, 2009
Language: English
Release Date: July 22, 2009
This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent.
This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right.
*Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina,...
by John Barry
Language: English
Release Date: November 13, 2012
Language: English
Release Date: November 13, 2012
This is a collection of my favourite funny stories that I have heard over the years. Some include real persons and you know who you are…I have always enjoyed laughing and when I hear a good yarn I try to remember it and now hope to share my funniest stories through this book.
by Ian Black
Language: English
Release Date: October 23, 2013
Language: English
Release Date: October 23, 2013
Greatest Manc One-Liners is the latest collection of the Manc's knack for the straightforward insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, gleaned from pubs and clubs Manchester-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this book...
by Ian Black
Language: English
Release Date: October 15, 2006
Language: English
Release Date: October 15, 2006
Weegies have long been known for the quickness of their wit and the sharpness of their tongues. But behind every surreal retort and casual, bloodthirsty threat, is there a hidden profundity? A deep philosophical stance? Aye right, maybe, aiblins, perhaps. It really doesn't matter when they're this...
The Western Lit Survival Kit
An Irreverent Guide to the Classics, from Homer to Faulkner
Language: English
Release Date: January 3, 2012
A side-splitting tour that makes it a blast to read the Western literary canon, from the ancient Greeks to the Modernists.
To many, the Great Books evoke angst: the complicated Renaissance dramas we bluffed our way through in college, the dusty Everyman's Library editions that look classy on...
by Ingeborg Stinissen
Language: English
Release Date: April 15, 2018
Language: English
Release Date: April 15, 2018
Are you someone who's always running late for work? Is your boss getting fed up with your generic explanations like, "I was stuck in traffic" or "I was having car troubles"? If you need to spice up your repertoire of excuses, '365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work' is a must have...
by Ian Black
Language: English
Release Date: October 3, 2013
Language: English
Release Date: October 3, 2013
Greatest Geordie One-Liners is the latest collection of the Geordies' knack for the casual insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, culled from pubs and clubs Newcastle-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of sidesplitting quips, this book will make...