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It’s not the size but what you do with it that counts. Discover 101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you can do with your willy. From hearding sheep to mountain rescue, controlling traffic, space exploration or taking the perfect group selfie – you too can use your willy to make the world a better place.

CLICHÉ: noun Etymology: French, literally, printer's stereotype, from past participle of clichér, to stereotype, of imitative origin Date: 1892 1 : a trite phrase or expression; also : the idea expressed by it 2 : a hackneyed theme, characterization, or situation 3 : something that has become overly...

It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining...

Advice, inspiration, and consolation for those facing life after school. Sometimes graduates need a gift that is a little more comprehensive than Oh, the Places You’ll Go! This small book is packed full of wisdom from those who have completed their years of schooling and lived to tell their...

If you don't buy this book you're one chop short of a barbecue! Is your knowledge of Aussie slang sadly lacking? Are you feeling like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge, and running around like a blue-arsed fly? If so, don't chuck a wobbly, simply take a squiz at John Blackman's Best of Aussie Slang...

Back for a quatrième glorieuse saison with Let’s Parler Franglais One More Temps, the world’s most humorous language returns in style classique. Essential reading for anyone who loves wine, cheese, Paris and love – which is to say everyone – Franglais is the key to understanding our French...

Le Français, c’est difficile. Difficile? C’est impossible. C’est maddening. C’est une peine dans le neck. Mais le Franglais est une doddle… Welcome back to the absurd yet joyful world of Miles Kington's legendary Franglais guides! C’est une des grande mixtures de l’histoire,...

An irreverent lexicon of the seemingly infinite ways we call bullshit, written by a McSweeney's columnist and etymologist, illustrated by a New Yorker-contributing cartoonist. What's the difference between "balderdash" and "drivel"? Where did "mumbo-jumbo" come from? How should you use "meadow...

Florilège de phrases surprenantes émises par des People, volontairement ou non, et replacées dans leur contexte... Quelques exemples : Les gens ne cessent de dire que je suis un miroir. Si un miroir regarde dans un miroir, qu’y a-t-il à voir ? (Andy Warhol) Il n’y a pas de films...

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of...

Johnny Sharpe is at it again, with a mega-delivery of saucy side-splitters guaranteeing a barrelful of belly laughs. These are supplemented by the brilliantly funny drawings of Private Eye cartoonist Tony Husband.

Did you know where the Moniker Travis Scott came from?  Or on this matter, who? Yes who. Travis Scott is the name of his favorite Uncle. He looked upon his uncle because he makes good (business) decisions and has swag. His story is one of those where they overcome all challenges and shined bright...

The songs, “Hey Mama”, “The Monster sang by Rihanna” and “Me, Myself and I”, have you heard about them Why?......Oh, of course you have… Well, if you’re a music geek like me, you wouldn’t let pass a very talented singer and songwriter like Bebe Rexha! Well, this new book is all about...

Our artist of the day is the famous country musician, none other than Thomas Rhett! A legacy? A prodigal son? Well not really a prodigal, just a little. Are you wondering what it’s like to have an artist as a parent? Or how it affects a household as a whole? ‘Cause if I have famous parents, then...