Jokes category: 1216 books
Mouse Attack 3!!!
A Collection of E-Mails
Language: English
Release Date: February 5, 2010
“YOU’VE GOT MAIL” . . . . That “darn mouse keeps attacking” and I continue my daily task of going through my e-mails- reading, forwarding, but now; I have saved that joke or story; before deleting . . . . be it spiritual and heart warming, a tear jerker, a funny joke or story you about...
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Language: English
Release Date: February 29, 2012
Language: English
Release Date: February 29, 2012
cartoonists in the United States. This award-winning artist began his cartooning career in 1953 while just turning 18 and attending The Billy Hon Cartoon School in Los Angeles. He submitted his first batch of cartoons to a small magazine called The Prarie Farmer, and was surprised to hear from them...
Which Way to the Vomitorium?
Vernacular Latin for All Occasions
Language: English
Release Date: May 20, 2014
Tired of feeling like "The Ugly American" every time you visit the Vatican? Fed up with having to consult a dictionary when all you want to say is, "I've just been run over by a chariot!"? Well, now you can prepare yourself for almost every papal problem and haphazard happenstance...
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III
Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly
Language: English
Release Date: October 30, 2007
Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide,...
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
More Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of
Language: English
Release Date: October 24, 2006
Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence...
by Jag Bhalla
Language: English
Release Date: June 16, 2009
Language: English
Release Date: June 16, 2009
"I’m not hanging noodles on your ears." In Moscow, this curious, engagingly colorful assertion is common parlance, but unless you’re Russian your reaction is probably "Say what?" The same idea in English is equally odd: "I’m not pulling your leg." Both mean: Believe...
Pardon My French
Unleash Your Inner Gaul
Language: English
Release Date: May 15, 2008
From getting the best value from the boulangerie to ordering a steak without getting sneered at, an A-to-Z guide to fitting in en Français
Englishman Charles Timoney was thrown into French life headfirst twenty-five years ago when he and his wife moved to her native France. He had studied...
Signspotting 4
The Art of Miscommunication
Language: English
Release Date: September 6, 2011
For intrepid travelers and armchair dreamers-the fourth collection of amazingly odd and simply hilarious signs found the world over. Want to take a tour of the "Elephant Dung Factory and Souvenir Shop"? How about visiting the towns of Bastardo and Moronville, and doing some shopping at Sad...
by Ian Black
Language: English
Release Date: October 30, 2012
Language: English
Release Date: October 30, 2012
When someone describes a bitter woman as having 'a mouth like a kirby grip', or a depressed man as having 'a face like a horse in the huff', you can be fairly sure that you have strayed into Weegie Wan-Liners territory. Greatest Weegie Wan-Liners is the latest collection of Glaswegiana, the straightforward...
Martin Garrix
Flying High to Success Weird and Interesting Facts on Martijn Gerard Garritsen!
Language: English
Release Date: May 17, 2017
Do you know the world’s most iconic rapper – Martin Garrix? Yep, he is the one and the only…he is an EDM DJ kid with a Dutch descent. Did you know that he has the crown of being named as one of the best DJs of all time…? Did you know that Martin had gotten so caught up and has fallen head...
Marshmello
Flying High to Success Weird and Interesting Facts on The Hidden DJ Identity, “Chris Comstock”?!
Language: English
Release Date: May 17, 2017
His shirt is white, his pants are white, his shoes are white and his face is also, ALL WHITE (wait, whaaa???) even his face?
– Yes, even his fucking face is white. Have you heard about the new rising EDM DJ, Marshmello? Oh of course you have. I mean, he has a face that we can’t seriously...
by Bernard Morris
Language: English
Release Date: June 6, 2017
Language: English
Release Date: June 6, 2017
A collection of 100 letters that the editor of a well known tabloid UK newspaper found unsuitable for publication. Vol 3. You'll laugh yourself silly!
Double Baloney ~~Two~~
(Limericks & **Related Couplets**)
Language: English
Release Date: April 8, 2010
Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ (a sort of sequel of 240 brief and quite standardly rhymed items to the same author's recent **Double Baloney**) has a noticeably divergent formulaic aspect. At the top of every textual page of Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ should be a limerick that perhaps none too galumphingly forms...
by Mark Namsick
Language: English
Release Date: May 4, 2017
Language: English
Release Date: May 4, 2017
You will never look at the items, words or aspects of everyday life defined in this book the same way again. Averaging 15 words in length, this book contains hundreds of clever definitions that will amaze, inspire and otherwise entertain you for hours and make you want to read them again and again! And they all rhyme!