Bob the Dog
The Memoirs of Evil Bob Terrier
Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Action Suspense, Literary
| Author: | C B X Martin | ISBN: | 1230002302010 |
| Publisher: | C B X Martin | Publication: | May 1, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | C B X Martin |
| ISBN: | 1230002302010 |
| Publisher: | C B X Martin |
| Publication: | May 1, 2018 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
A joyous and uplifting read which will take you by surprise and keep you laughing. Bob, he’s so cute and charming it’s wicked.
5-Star Review**:‘Bob made me laugh out loud and I can honestly say I didn’t want this book to end. Author CBX Martin is very obviously a dog lover and to write a book completely from a dog’s perspective is not only a clever idea, it’s executed perfectly. Bob is a four legged, furry fiend and as I was reading I was right there inside his head.’ The Haphazardous Hippo**
A terrier, an industrial zone, two strangers. Lives collide. The extraordinary memoirs of a devilishly-handsome dog.
You’ve read fluffy tales written by humans about how a dog helped them with this or that nonsense. Well, this is my tail, oops, tale, setting things straight from my perspective. You humans are just food providers and pooh picker-uppers. Get over it. And get reading my true story. The fun can start now: I’m here.
Evil Bob - the self-service guru of life
Probably been said about Bob and his memoirs:
‘I don’t approve.’ A vet
‘I didn’t know a book could teach me so much.’ Ted, Jack Russell
‘Bob, he’s all action-packed-and-ready-to-go.’ Rich, mohican punk
‘He left me with eight pups, but I still love him.’ Daphne, saluki bitch
‘He’s our hero.’ The eight pups
‘Hey, lads, get the bill ready for that huge chop and those sausages: I know where to send it now.’ A butcher
‘What a dog! He’s a legend.’ Butch, English bull terrier
‘I spent the best day of my life with Bob.’ Ursinia, glamorous bitch
‘So that’s the !!!!! who bit me!’ Errol, Staffie
‘He stole my best carrots.’ A greengrocer
UK writer C B X Martin is on:
Instagram @c_b_x_martin
Twitter @C_B_X_Martin
Facebook.com/CBXMartin
cbxmartin.com
To connect with C B X Martin - and other readers - use the following tags on social media:
#BobtheDog
#EvilBobTerrier
#TheMemoirsofEvilBobTerrier
#CBXMartin
Be part of the Evil Bob community.
Evil Bob - the most devilishly-handsome, suave, independent terrier and some less-than-perfect people. Their lives collide.
A joyous and uplifting read which will take you by surprise and keep you laughing. Bob, he’s so cute and charming it’s wicked.
5-Star Review**:‘Bob made me laugh out loud and I can honestly say I didn’t want this book to end. Author CBX Martin is very obviously a dog lover and to write a book completely from a dog’s perspective is not only a clever idea, it’s executed perfectly. Bob is a four legged, furry fiend and as I was reading I was right there inside his head.’ The Haphazardous Hippo**
A terrier, an industrial zone, two strangers. Lives collide. The extraordinary memoirs of a devilishly-handsome dog.
You’ve read fluffy tales written by humans about how a dog helped them with this or that nonsense. Well, this is my tail, oops, tale, setting things straight from my perspective. You humans are just food providers and pooh picker-uppers. Get over it. And get reading my true story. The fun can start now: I’m here.
Evil Bob - the self-service guru of life
Probably been said about Bob and his memoirs:
‘I don’t approve.’ A vet
‘I didn’t know a book could teach me so much.’ Ted, Jack Russell
‘Bob, he’s all action-packed-and-ready-to-go.’ Rich, mohican punk
‘He left me with eight pups, but I still love him.’ Daphne, saluki bitch
‘He’s our hero.’ The eight pups
‘Hey, lads, get the bill ready for that huge chop and those sausages: I know where to send it now.’ A butcher
‘What a dog! He’s a legend.’ Butch, English bull terrier
‘I spent the best day of my life with Bob.’ Ursinia, glamorous bitch
‘So that’s the !!!!! who bit me!’ Errol, Staffie
‘He stole my best carrots.’ A greengrocer
UK writer C B X Martin is on:
Instagram @c_b_x_martin
Twitter @C_B_X_Martin
Facebook.com/CBXMartin
cbxmartin.com
To connect with C B X Martin - and other readers - use the following tags on social media:
#BobtheDog
#EvilBobTerrier
#TheMemoirsofEvilBobTerrier
#CBXMartin
Be part of the Evil Bob community.
Evil Bob - the most devilishly-handsome, suave, independent terrier and some less-than-perfect people. Their lives collide.
