Blades and Butchery

In epic fantasy, we're given heroes to root for. Here, we have bad examples to avoid. Fatbird and the Gay Louser are an unlikely, mismatched pair, bungling their way through the mean streets of fantasy. From the dank-smelling alleys and ramshackle taverns of their town, to the stout castle walls and moldy dungeons, they sling swords and insults aplenty.
Disguises, fights, treachery, mouthy, spoiled princesses, all the good stuff! Like Jersey Shore with swords...
This story was first published in Aoife's Kiss, and the editor thought it was a hoot!