Bizarre Little Tales

I came across a piece of writing which had imagery that was so unusual, and startling, that it brought a smile to my lips. I wanted to pay homage by incorporating a little of that into some short, absurd and bizarre stories. I like a little absurdity; it makes the mundane more bearable. Some writers aim for perfection but perhaps I'm on an opposite trajectory here. I just wanted to have a little fun and I hope that you might have fun reading these bizarre little tales. This is a very, very quick read.