| Author: | Sara Dobie Bauer | ISBN: | 1230001601817 |
| Publisher: | World Weaver Press | Publication: | June 20, 2017 |
| Imprint: | World Weaver Press | Language: | English |
| Author: | Sara Dobie Bauer |
| ISBN: | 1230001601817 |
| Publisher: | World Weaver Press |
| Publication: | June 20, 2017 |
| Imprint: | World Weaver Press |
| Language: | English |
Imogene helped her newbie vampire friend Celia hook up with an adorable human, but now Celia has dropped an atomic bomb of surprise: she has a possibly blood-sucking baby on the way. Imogene is not pleased, especially when a mysterious, ancient, and annoyingly gorgeous vampire historian shows up to monitor Celia's unprecedented pregnancy.
Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert III is everything Imogene hates: posh, mannerly, and totally uninterested in her. Plus, she thinks he's hiding something. So what if he smells like a fresh garden and looks like a rich boarding school kid just begging to be debauched? Imogene has self-control. Or something.
As Celia's pregnancy progresses at a freakishly fast pace, Imogene and Nicholas play an ever-escalating game of will they or won't they, until his sexy maker shows up on Admiral Key, forcing Nicholas to reveal his true intentions toward Celia's soon-to-arrive infant.
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"Raunchy and irreverent, Bite Somebody Else is a vampire romp oozing with sexual tension and laugh-out-loud surprises. Crank up some '80s music, sip a rum punch, and start reading!"
— Beth Cato, author of the Clockwork Dagger and Blood of Earth series
"Chock full of unparalleled wit, the most unexpected and stupidly adorable love connection ever, and Imogene's signature miniskirts, Bite Somebody Else will have you laughing from cover to cover!"
—Tiffany Michelle Brown, author of Spin and Give It Back
"Bite Somebody is the Pretty in Pink of vampire stories; fun, self-consciously retro, and not afraid to be goofy. Sara Dobie Bauer knows how to keep a reader smiling."
—Christopher Buehlman, author of Those Across the River
Imogene helped her newbie vampire friend Celia hook up with an adorable human, but now Celia has dropped an atomic bomb of surprise: she has a possibly blood-sucking baby on the way. Imogene is not pleased, especially when a mysterious, ancient, and annoyingly gorgeous vampire historian shows up to monitor Celia's unprecedented pregnancy.
Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert III is everything Imogene hates: posh, mannerly, and totally uninterested in her. Plus, she thinks he's hiding something. So what if he smells like a fresh garden and looks like a rich boarding school kid just begging to be debauched? Imogene has self-control. Or something.
As Celia's pregnancy progresses at a freakishly fast pace, Imogene and Nicholas play an ever-escalating game of will they or won't they, until his sexy maker shows up on Admiral Key, forcing Nicholas to reveal his true intentions toward Celia's soon-to-arrive infant.
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"Raunchy and irreverent, Bite Somebody Else is a vampire romp oozing with sexual tension and laugh-out-loud surprises. Crank up some '80s music, sip a rum punch, and start reading!"
— Beth Cato, author of the Clockwork Dagger and Blood of Earth series
"Chock full of unparalleled wit, the most unexpected and stupidly adorable love connection ever, and Imogene's signature miniskirts, Bite Somebody Else will have you laughing from cover to cover!"
—Tiffany Michelle Brown, author of Spin and Give It Back
"Bite Somebody is the Pretty in Pink of vampire stories; fun, self-consciously retro, and not afraid to be goofy. Sara Dobie Bauer knows how to keep a reader smiling."
—Christopher Buehlman, author of Those Across the River
