Bewitched!

It was a normal Halloween. Two little zombies were coming up the walk, ready to beg for candy and make empty threats. Their mother, looking like a witch dressed for a Playboy spread, waited outside the gate on the walk. But then it became a very abnormal Halloween, when a mob came around the corner headed our way. They were tearing up everything and raising ... well ... hell. I had to take the witch and her two zombies inside with me, right? I mean it was for their own safety. And when the mob burned their house to the ground, they had to have someplace to stay, right? And it would only be for a little while, just until she could get her feet back on the ground. Or so we thought. Turned out differently. Both she and her little zombies got under my skin. Astonishingly ... I got under theirs too. And not in a creepy Halloween kind of way, either.