Apocalypse Hal's 'Whatcha Gonna' Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Worried about an onslaught of ravenous brain-munching undead? Australian zombie survivalist Apocalypse Hal is here to help.
Using humour, scientific research and a 'whatcha gonna' approach, Apocalypse Hal will guide you safely through the chaotic stages of an emerging zombie apocalypse. There's scads of practical skills to learn, from decoding blood spatter to the fine art of bludgeoning the undead.
Take the Quiz to determine your psychographic profile and know where you stand on the client's pathway to zombie safety. Hide from those pesky zeds with ninja invisibility techniques. Use risk matrices to take the guesswork out of dying. Select the best fashion style for your apocalyptic wardrobe and discover the importance of accessorising.
Got no survival kit on hand? Build your own improvised Bug Out Bag using everyday household items. Need a certified workplace agreement for your band of desperate survivors scavenging for dog food in the rubble of humanity? Got that covered too. Even brush up on your cannibalistic dining etiquette.
Whether you're an Aussie or not, this comprehensive, well researched and lushly illustrated guide will help you survive and thrive in the maggoty horror of the zpoc. It is packed full of infographics, chapter checklists, narratives, bonus survival tips and references. And for those living in Liberia, Myanmar and the US, imperial units are included.
So whatcha gonna do? Grab this book, grab some Tim Tams and have a good zombie apocalypse.