| Author: | Carry Lada | ISBN: | 9781301406678 |
| Publisher: | Carry Lada | Publication: | March 2, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Carry Lada |
| ISBN: | 9781301406678 |
| Publisher: | Carry Lada |
| Publication: | March 2, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Carry Lada's A Very Ugly Story: (Short Fiction: approximately 4000 words)
Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.
Warning: In this story there are plenty of nipples. (o)(o) Don't reach for a paper towel just yet, because this is not erotica. ;)
An amateur mad scientist, a mean boss, a very ugly mishap, some beautiful people, and a bouncing bikini babe running away to retain her beauty.
Excerpt:
She fell off of the balcony face first and a branch of the ugly tree broke her fall as it sprung back. Boing! It tossed her to the branch on the other side of the tree again and again. Each time she hit a branch it altered her. Her look, color, and form had drastically changed. She fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
"Boing!" her skin became green.
"Boing!" hair grew out from the most embarrassing places.
"Boing!" her nipples swelled like never before.
She transformed into an unrecognizable beast. She became a grotesque being that was almost as ugly as her personality. Like a caricature of herself. Once she hit the bottom branch she spun into a tizzy and fell on her duff. She sat on the ground dazed and her eyes looked crazed. Her chunky-hairy arms, chest, and legs were fazed and her armpit hair was out of control. Her teeth were the color of cinnamon raisin bread. She had bags under her eyes and a big wart on her nose. Crusty hairs protruded out of the sides of her panties, which was revealed from under her tattered once beautiful black dress. She still had pointy nipples, but they were now the size of cocktail weenies. Her black F-me boots were now more like black don't F-me boots. She had the same red lipstick.
Read this story, because it is fun. :)
Carry Lada's A Very Ugly Story: (Short Fiction: approximately 4000 words)
Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.
Warning: In this story there are plenty of nipples. (o)(o) Don't reach for a paper towel just yet, because this is not erotica. ;)
An amateur mad scientist, a mean boss, a very ugly mishap, some beautiful people, and a bouncing bikini babe running away to retain her beauty.
Excerpt:
She fell off of the balcony face first and a branch of the ugly tree broke her fall as it sprung back. Boing! It tossed her to the branch on the other side of the tree again and again. Each time she hit a branch it altered her. Her look, color, and form had drastically changed. She fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
"Boing!" her skin became green.
"Boing!" hair grew out from the most embarrassing places.
"Boing!" her nipples swelled like never before.
She transformed into an unrecognizable beast. She became a grotesque being that was almost as ugly as her personality. Like a caricature of herself. Once she hit the bottom branch she spun into a tizzy and fell on her duff. She sat on the ground dazed and her eyes looked crazed. Her chunky-hairy arms, chest, and legs were fazed and her armpit hair was out of control. Her teeth were the color of cinnamon raisin bread. She had bags under her eyes and a big wart on her nose. Crusty hairs protruded out of the sides of her panties, which was revealed from under her tattered once beautiful black dress. She still had pointy nipples, but they were now the size of cocktail weenies. Her black F-me boots were now more like black don't F-me boots. She had the same red lipstick.
Read this story, because it is fun. :)
