A Tail of Our Doggies

I invite you to enjoy a true story about our canine friends:
sometimes funny, often unbelievable, at other times downright ridiculous.
Join the Lee family in their quest to become bankrupt.
Is it wrong to name a dog "Direct Debit"?
Can a dog be charged with rape?
Would you like to learn an amazing way to cure a Tapeworm?
If so read on . . .
My story starts with the tale of two Great Danes,
Firstly Charlie (the black Great Dane rapist),
followed by Nero, the gentle (but somewhat clumsy) giant.
I then go on to write about other pet dogs we have owned over the years.
Also included are a few lines about the arch enemy, Spider the cat.
Is it possible for a cat to do a burn out on the Mother-in-Law's head?
I know not if the madness and mayhem is peculiar to my family,
But I am sure that fellow pet owners will get a good laugh at our expense.
Please read and enjoy