You Just Sit on Your Butt and Turn the Wheel

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book You Just Sit on Your Butt and Turn the Wheel by Frankie Lassut, Frankie Lassut
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Author: Frankie Lassut ISBN: 9781370961184
Publisher: Frankie Lassut Publication: September 9, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Frankie Lassut
ISBN: 9781370961184
Publisher: Frankie Lassut
Publication: September 9, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Bus driving. A bit of glam job transporting people into the city and back home again. Driving onto some of the housing estates at night; scary. Having eggs or bricks thrown at you, when you’re trying to provide a service for people. Hating the job. Switching off for eight hours when you’re on shift. It’s no bed of roses no pleasure cruise.
But, not everyone’s Frankie. Simply the greatest all-round bus driver in two halves i.e. that best has ever been and that best that will ever be. The all-round bit doesn’t mean that he’s fat!
The best that will ever be doesn’t leave any room for anyone else to be the best?
That’s correct. So, you can apply for the job and if you get it; don’t try and match him. It would be easier for you to hit the moon with a bow and arrow.
Or ...
You can’t train someone to be the greatest.
You can’t train someone to be the best.
You can’t train someone to be the finest, ever.
You can just show them what to do and maybe after an initial struggle; they shine with Divine light.
This is the story of the greatest bus driver ever to drive the streets of Coventry, and what’s more, there will never be another of God-like status, here, or anywhere else.
He shines divine light and other drivers are like mere candles in comparison.

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Bus driving. A bit of glam job transporting people into the city and back home again. Driving onto some of the housing estates at night; scary. Having eggs or bricks thrown at you, when you’re trying to provide a service for people. Hating the job. Switching off for eight hours when you’re on shift. It’s no bed of roses no pleasure cruise.
But, not everyone’s Frankie. Simply the greatest all-round bus driver in two halves i.e. that best has ever been and that best that will ever be. The all-round bit doesn’t mean that he’s fat!
The best that will ever be doesn’t leave any room for anyone else to be the best?
That’s correct. So, you can apply for the job and if you get it; don’t try and match him. It would be easier for you to hit the moon with a bow and arrow.
Or ...
You can’t train someone to be the greatest.
You can’t train someone to be the best.
You can’t train someone to be the finest, ever.
You can just show them what to do and maybe after an initial struggle; they shine with Divine light.
This is the story of the greatest bus driver ever to drive the streets of Coventry, and what’s more, there will never be another of God-like status, here, or anywhere else.
He shines divine light and other drivers are like mere candles in comparison.

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