The Tomb and Its Collection of Arty Facts

I don’t like write ups because they can give the story away and I don’t want to do that.
The Tomb is about a tomb. Powder puff is based on talcum powder.
Bitch Killer is about a rat who’s been hurt but finds gainful employment through it.
The Grandfather Clock is about a Grandfather clock.
This Time Around is just too good to give anything away about it. If you read it, you’ll want to tell the world about it and I’ll love you forever. I may invite you around for tea. I’ve actually heard that you’ll soon be able to get a computer app called e-meals. It, through a projector, puts a very realistic picture of your meal on the table and you eat it. There is an app with it called taste and texture which simulates both. Not only can you imagine that you are eating the grub, but you’ll feel full afterwards. Sounds good eh? You wait until e-nookie comes out. It takes all the risk out of chatting up. You say ”would you like a drink?” … “she says: “No thanks.”
You reply: “I’ve just saved two quid ‘and’ I have e-nookie!”
Go home, turn it on, put on the head set … Marvellous!