The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Edgar Allan Pole ISBN: 9781310345432
Publisher: 8th Circle Press Publication: February 1, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Edgar Allan Pole
ISBN: 9781310345432
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Publication: February 1, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

In "The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions," Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.

In “The Telltale Hardon,” a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In “The Purple Death,” Pole reimagines “The Masque of the Red Death” as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince’s fortified Paisley Park compound. And in “The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,” a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.

"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.

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In "The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions," Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.

In “The Telltale Hardon,” a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In “The Purple Death,” Pole reimagines “The Masque of the Red Death” as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince’s fortified Paisley Park compound. And in “The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,” a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.

"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.

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