Robot Haiku

Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Ray Salemi ISBN: 9781440512087
Publisher: Adams Media Publication: December 18, 2010
Imprint: Adams Media Language: English
Author: Ray Salemi
ISBN: 9781440512087
Publisher: Adams Media
Publication: December 18, 2010
Imprint: Adams Media
Language: English

Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

Droid makes sausages
Spicy new taste sensation.
Hey! Where is the cat?

Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T-800. HAL 9000. R-4-P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots are everywhere--and don't let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won't be happy until they've left you in the dust.

In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it--one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!

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Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables!

Droid makes sausages
Spicy new taste sensation.
Hey! Where is the cat?

Cyborgs, Androids. Drones. T-800. HAL 9000. R-4-P17. Fembots. Autobots. Robots are everywhere--and don't let them fool you. Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won't be happy until they've left you in the dust.

In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world. From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it--one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time!

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