| Author: | Stan Arnold | ISBN: | 9781370870394 |
| Publisher: | Stan Arnold | Publication: | September 25, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Stan Arnold |
| ISBN: | 9781370870394 |
| Publisher: | Stan Arnold |
| Publication: | September 25, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Funny, bizzare adventure. Black comedy.
After a very serious nights’ drinking, Mick and Jim make friends with a killer wolf, called Twinkle. This triggers a period of serious alcoholic abstinence, during which Jim is hit with a half-brick and they are offered dubious jobs as paparazzi, by the world’s worst photographer.
The early action swings between the It’s alright he won’t bite Urban Wolf Sanctuary in Norwood, the offices of Solicitor at Law, Digby Elton-John and his new Astronaut bride, Wynetta, and the architecturally challenged, VAT-undocumented 3Ls pub in Greek Street, Soho.
An unfortunate photograph leads to a deadly brush with a secret elite underground organisation which, in turn, results in them fleeing undercover to Glencoe in Scotland, to help make a slasher movie, Little Blood-Red McRiding Hood.
They just about cope with Miss Dribble, a sex-mad, writer of bodice-rippers, a egomaniacal Erik von Stroheim look-a-like director with LA-based Haemoglobin Productions and a Sicilian hit man, called Heidi.
They survive the dangers of eating tea cakes in the Copper Sporran, having their bedroom roof violently removed by a cannonball from the American Civil War and being blown up in the presence of 60,000 bottles of illegal Glencoe Massacre Scotch whisky.
A poignant ending is facilitated by a tramp from Margate and an ex-KGB agent running a pizzeria in Lanzarote.
Funny, bizzare adventure. Black comedy.
After a very serious nights’ drinking, Mick and Jim make friends with a killer wolf, called Twinkle. This triggers a period of serious alcoholic abstinence, during which Jim is hit with a half-brick and they are offered dubious jobs as paparazzi, by the world’s worst photographer.
The early action swings between the It’s alright he won’t bite Urban Wolf Sanctuary in Norwood, the offices of Solicitor at Law, Digby Elton-John and his new Astronaut bride, Wynetta, and the architecturally challenged, VAT-undocumented 3Ls pub in Greek Street, Soho.
An unfortunate photograph leads to a deadly brush with a secret elite underground organisation which, in turn, results in them fleeing undercover to Glencoe in Scotland, to help make a slasher movie, Little Blood-Red McRiding Hood.
They just about cope with Miss Dribble, a sex-mad, writer of bodice-rippers, a egomaniacal Erik von Stroheim look-a-like director with LA-based Haemoglobin Productions and a Sicilian hit man, called Heidi.
They survive the dangers of eating tea cakes in the Copper Sporran, having their bedroom roof violently removed by a cannonball from the American Civil War and being blown up in the presence of 60,000 bottles of illegal Glencoe Massacre Scotch whisky.
A poignant ending is facilitated by a tramp from Margate and an ex-KGB agent running a pizzeria in Lanzarote.
