Stan Arnold: 7 books

They Win. You Lose. By Stan Arnold Sex, Violence and Songs from the Shows They Win. You Lose. is a very funny thriller. Mick and Jim are two incompetent, Soho-based, corporate video producers. They drink too much and don’t earn enough. So when the Mafia come calling, demanding back rent of...

Mick and Jim, the drunken, accident-prone, socially incompetent directors of Implosion Productions are forced into an unexpected visit to the little seaside town of Playa Blanca in Lanzarote. They book into Sea View, a bizarre re-creation of a 1950's Blackpool boarding house, right next to the beach. Sea...

Mick and Jim are lured to deepest Yorkshire to film a bogus 'most haunted' video at a 13th-century castle built by architectural vandal, Gregory the Imbiber. The local village is having mass hallucinations about Dracula, Frankenstein and werewolves. A mysterious death, leads our heroes...

Second novel in the Implosion Trilogy. Mrs Hathaway, Mick & Jim's svelte, hyper-fit, 60-year-old office cleaning lady does martial arts and extreme sports courses via video and online. Daring Dooz is a global magazine, run by wimp, Giles Montagu-Scott (formerly Cyril Tweedy). The magazine...

Following on from Book Four in the Implosion Saga, Mick heads to Hollywood to try and save Jim's soul and any other parts of him that might be useful around the office. He is forced to accept grade-A loafer, ex-apprentice and inanimate object, Wayne. as a travelling companion. Staying at a bizarre...

Funny, bizzare adventure. Black comedy. After a very serious nights’ drinking, Mick and Jim make friends with a killer wolf, called Twinkle. This triggers a period of serious alcoholic abstinence, during which Jim is hit with a half-brick and they are offered dubious jobs as paparazzi, by the world’s...

When the New York slasher movie awards - The Bleeders - turn into a riot, Mick and Jim are offered a mystery escape route to Hong Kong. Inexplicably, they arrive in Darwin, Australia, where they’re kidnapped and held in the deserted, snake-ridden Broken Nose Hotel - 300 miles from nowhere....