Mark the Dwarf

Sex-starved, sex-crazed and just plain crazy midgets and dwarfs! Clowns from outer space! Adventures in restraint-land with big-breasted blondes! Plain and chocolate-covered writing! Linguistics, quantum physics, genetics, anthropology, animal husbandry! And there's more! When Mark the dwarf goes bowling, he ends up on an enormous platform high up in the middle of nowhere. He has an encounter with some clowns from outer space, who propose a mission and a Faustian bargain for Mark for the purposes of an intergalactic exchange of evil for good. With some misgivings, Mark accepts. Mark the Dwarf is the doppelgänging odyssey of a dwarf through time, metamorphosis and space. After many adventures on and off the landscape of the everyday world, along with bizarre encounters with sly and dangerous aliens, Mark, refined and reborn in the crucible of his odyssey, returns to himself, to his beginning, to his place in the everyday world, stronger and looming larger in the terrain of his life.