Christmas Jokes

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Cover of the book Christmas Jokes by Macmillan Children's Books, Pan Macmillan
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Author: Macmillan Children's Books ISBN: 9781447248361
Publisher: Pan Macmillan Publication: October 10, 2013
Imprint: Macmillan Children's Books Language: English
Author: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781447248361
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Publication: October 10, 2013
Imprint: Macmillan Children's Books
Language: English

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.

The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!

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Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.

The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!

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