Author: | Rafael Paulino | ISBN: | 9781310067686 |
Publisher: | Rafael Paulino | Publication: | March 21, 2014 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
Author: | Rafael Paulino |
ISBN: | 9781310067686 |
Publisher: | Rafael Paulino |
Publication: | March 21, 2014 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
Language: | English |
In a world where the greater part of the people believe in ancient tribal fairy tales, one man will take the sharp, pointy edge of his wit, and cut the “Holy” Bible’s antiquated English down to size.
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From the atheist who brought you some more books in the future – which you do not yet remember, because you’re still living in the past – comes the first in a series of books based on the greatest collection of fables ever told, as recounted by a man who thinks that they are full of crap.
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This spring… empires will rise… God-Bombs will fall… prophets will get to know their family members much better than we ever wanted them to… and the Boots of Logic will run roughshod all over your fond childhood memories of all the biblical tales that you’ve probably never even read.
So sit back... grab a cold one... and prepare to see your favorite religion get kicked in the Baals.
Last Updated: January 15, 2018
In a world where the greater part of the people believe in ancient tribal fairy tales, one man will take the sharp, pointy edge of his wit, and cut the “Holy” Bible’s antiquated English down to size.
(Insert clips of kick-ass action sequences)
From the atheist who brought you some more books in the future – which you do not yet remember, because you’re still living in the past – comes the first in a series of books based on the greatest collection of fables ever told, as recounted by a man who thinks that they are full of crap.
(Insert more action clips, plus some people making out)
This spring… empires will rise… God-Bombs will fall… prophets will get to know their family members much better than we ever wanted them to… and the Boots of Logic will run roughshod all over your fond childhood memories of all the biblical tales that you’ve probably never even read.
So sit back... grab a cold one... and prepare to see your favorite religion get kicked in the Baals.
Last Updated: January 15, 2018